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10-26-2006, 02:11 PM
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Mistress still had a Halloween party to get to that night, so they took one of the many exit ramps New Jersey is so famous for. But when they showed up at the toll plaza (no EZ Pass), they were surprised to find someone they knew handing out toll tickets and providing change.
That someone was..
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10-26-2006, 02:18 PM
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a sarcastic Cajun botanist who could shoot the eye out of an epigram at 50 yards who said...
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10-26-2006, 02:19 PM
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when you do cocaine do you pee in the shower
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10-26-2006, 02:36 PM
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after you had so much gin and okra with a bergen chaser, while you posted on hte OD Mercedesshop discussion board about whether gay sex in jail was a fit punishment for seat belt law violators, and got so worked up thinking about it that you vowed to finally throw away all your Holly Near records, and then,
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10-26-2006, 05:44 PM
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a leering, drooling, hygenically-challenged New Jerseyian wearing tan khakis that bear a suspicious residue of Purina Dog Chow and pumpkin seeds along the inseam. Revealing a yellowed, gap-toothed smile, the passenger leers at a swarthy-looking gentlemen riding in the back seat and says...
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10-26-2006, 09:13 PM
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"Hey mister, ever do the Wild Pumpkin Dance?" rather suggestively . .
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10-26-2006, 10:13 PM
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To which the swarthy man replied, "Why you over-pampered young twit, I'll learn you to smart off to your elders," and wielding one of whips mistress had left behind he...
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10-27-2006, 09:25 PM
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said, "Where the hell is Mistress Heather, anyway? She got this dang thing started and then disappeared. . ."
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10-28-2006, 01:51 PM
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twas the night before Halloween and all thru my dungeon, many a men hath been seen, bearing the marks of whipped pleasure , the three pointed star when in walks Mr. Carleton Hughes
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10-31-2006, 11:30 AM
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. . . with his cocktail shaker, Vermouth, and a bottle of Rye. "Who wants a Manhattan?" he says as he . . .
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10-31-2006, 02:24 PM
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fixes the manhattan to perfection. Not an easy task.
Just after test sipping the drink, he puts it on the nearby table. On this table is also a business card. Mr. Hughes picks it up. It is a mercedesshop business card with Phil's name on it. There is the faint, but distinct, aroma of fish with a hint of ketchup emanating from the card. Instinctively, he looks at mistress and..
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