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Old 10-25-2006, 02:35 PM
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A Mercedes Benz Halloween Story....

In keeping with the "spirit" of our three and seven word story, let's create a Mercedes Benz Halloween Story to pass down to future generations...add as much as you'd like.

It was a dark and spooktacular night in Mercedesville,

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Old 10-25-2006, 02:39 PM
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. . . when all over town errant power seats and cruise controls began to take control of the cars in which they were installed . .
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Old 10-25-2006, 02:40 PM
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and Mistress wasn't sure if the leather "accessories" usually reserved for private use should be included in this year's Halloween costume.
Once they were...
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Old 10-25-2006, 03:11 PM
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. . . one shocked passenger was overheard saying "What are these whips, hand cuffs, and leather straps for? . . ."
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Old 10-25-2006, 03:30 PM
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. . . one shocked passenger was overheard saying "What are these whips, hand cuffs, and leather straps for? . . ."
and Mistress replied "what do you think there for"?
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Old 10-25-2006, 04:48 PM
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. . . "*****! Now, down on your kness!" she said as she cracked her whip above his head. And they were off to the BDSM convention as soon as she had him trussed u . . , uh strapped in . . , um . . buckled up. . .
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Old 10-25-2006, 06:38 PM
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The harness was fastened quite tight, and since the leather was still new, it was stiff, and the edges would dig into the skin a little, causing a delightful burn everytime they rode over a bump.
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Old 10-25-2006, 08:40 PM
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Suddenly, a black 1999 S500 sedan, piloted by the requisite Hermann Goering lookalike, careened around a blind curve and
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Old 10-25-2006, 08:46 PM
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and ran down some kids who were trying to warn him...
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Old 10-25-2006, 08:50 PM
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about a new, automated lobotomy machine mistakenly labelled as a facial exfoliator gone missing from Rutgers University...
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Old 10-25-2006, 08:53 PM
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where it had been used to remove unsightly butt hair.
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Old 10-25-2006, 08:53 PM
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Suddenly, a Movado-wearing cretin pulls up in an aging Porsche 356 ripoff and attempts carnal knowledge of a halloween pumpkin.
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Old 10-25-2006, 09:13 PM
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The pumpkin was later retrieved and analise...analiz...analala...checked out, photographed and checked for any DNA.




PS: Whoda thought there would be a site for pumpkin porn ???
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Old 10-25-2006, 09:18 PM
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The techs at CSI New Brunswick then performed a CAT scan of the pumpkin/victim and discovered a disturbing image:

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Old 10-26-2006, 11:42 AM
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While nearby a cocky, young Rutgers student lurked in the shadows with a smirk on his face.

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