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10-25-2006, 02:35 PM
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A Mercedes Benz Halloween Story....
In keeping with the "spirit" of our three and seven word story, let's create a Mercedes Benz Halloween Story to pass down to future generations...add as much as you'd like.
It was a dark and spooktacular night in Mercedesville,
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10-25-2006, 02:39 PM
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. . . when all over town errant power seats and cruise controls began to take control of the cars in which they were installed . .
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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century  OBK #55 1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles 2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles 2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles
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10-25-2006, 02:40 PM
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and Mistress wasn't sure if the leather "accessories" usually reserved for private use should be included in this year's Halloween costume.
Once they were...
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85' 300D No inspection, No registration fees, Cheap insurance  "If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious %$&^."
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10-25-2006, 03:11 PM
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. . . one shocked passenger was overheard saying "What are these whips, hand cuffs, and leather straps for? . . ."
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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century OBK #55 1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles 2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles 2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles
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#5
10-25-2006, 03:30 PM
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Quote:
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Question Authority before it Questions you. Last edited by 450slcguy; 10-25-2006 at 04:39 PM.
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10-25-2006, 04:48 PM
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. . . "*****! Now, down on your kness!" she said as she cracked her whip above his head. And they were off to the BDSM convention as soon as she had him trussed u . . , uh strapped in . . , um . . buckled up. . .
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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century OBK #55 1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles 2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles 2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles
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#7
10-25-2006, 06:38 PM
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The harness was fastened quite tight, and since the leather was still new, it was stiff, and the edges would dig into the skin a little, causing a delightful burn everytime they rode over a bump.
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It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so. Robert A. Heinlein 09 Jetta TDI 1985 300D
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10-25-2006, 08:46 PM
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and ran down some kids who were trying to warn him...
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10-25-2006, 08:50 PM
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about a new, automated lobotomy machine mistakenly labelled as a facial exfoliator gone missing from Rutgers University...
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Chris 2007 E550 4Matic - 61,000 Km - Iridium Silver, black leather, Sport package, Premium 2 package 2007 GL450 4Matic - 62,000 Km - Obsidian Black Metallic, black leather, all options 1998 E430 - sold 1989 300E - 333,000 Km - sold 1977 280E - sold 1971 250 - retired "And a frign hat. They gave me a hat at the annual benefits meeting. I said. how does this benefit me. I dont have anything from the company.. So they gave me a hat." - TheDon
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#11
10-25-2006, 08:53 PM
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where it had been used to remove unsightly butt hair.
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It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so. Robert A. Heinlein 09 Jetta TDI 1985 300D
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10-25-2006, 09:13 PM
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The pumpkin was later retrieved and analise...analiz...analala...checked out, photographed and checked for any DNA.
PS: Whoda thought there would be a site for pumpkin porn ???
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It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so. Robert A. Heinlein 09 Jetta TDI 1985 300D
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10-26-2006, 11:42 AM
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While nearby a cocky, young Rutgers student lurked in the shadows with a smirk on his face.
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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century OBK #55 1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles 2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles 2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles
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