Top 10 Reasons Halloween is Better than Sex!
 

10. You’re guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.

9. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.

8. It doesn’t matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

7. Less guilt the morning after.

6. It doesn’t matter if they fantasize you’re somebody else, because you are.

5. Forty years from now, you’ll still enjoy candy.

4. If you don’t get what you want, you can always go next door.

3. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go again.

2. You don’t have to compliment the person who gives you some.

1. You can do the whole neighborhood!

and you dont get beat up by a partners exboyfriend for it...

My face hurts, I kinda deserved it, but she's his EX........... :(

Natures punishment for me cheating on my girlfriend.

O, btw, didnt get any candy

~Nate

never block with your face.

Hope you don't also get beat up by YOUR ex-girlfriend! :D

Thank you:pirate:

Dee8go, I hate you:cool:

~Nate

Kamil's gone, get a ladder and get laid.

You hate ME? Why? For stating the obvious?

You'll heal. You're young. Learn what you can and move on.

:dizzy2:

The smilies are a symbol of sarcasim, I dont hate u, dee8go

~Nate

Sound advice, but mostly usful against males. You forgot to mention the female corollary: Don't block with your :censored:
The really easy solution? Don't cheat, and if you can't resist, don't commit.

That's where the classic "9" block come in. You can protect most of the areas you'd want safe.

No one ever questions why I am dressed in leather and carrying around a bunch of whips!