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Top 10 Reasons Halloween is Better than Sex!
10. You’re guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.
9. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some. 8. It doesn’t matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning. 7. Less guilt the morning after. 6. It doesn’t matter if they fantasize you’re somebody else, because you are. 5. Forty years from now, you’ll still enjoy candy. 4. If you don’t get what you want, you can always go next door. 3. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go again. 2. You don’t have to compliment the person who gives you some. 1. You can do the whole neighborhood! |
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and you dont get beat up by a partners exboyfriend for it...
My face hurts, I kinda deserved it, but she's his EX........... Natures punishment for me cheating on my girlfriend. O, btw, didnt get any candy ~Nate
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never block with your face.
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Hope you don't also get beat up by YOUR ex-girlfriend!
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95 Honda Shadow ACE 1100. 1999 Plymouth Neon Expresso. 2.4 swap, 10.5 to 1 comp, big cams. Autocross time attack vehicle! 2012 Escape, 'hunter" (5 sp 4cyl) |
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Kamil's gone, get a ladder and get laid.
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You hate ME? Why? For stating the obvious?
You'll heal. You're young. Learn what you can and move on.
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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century OBK #55 1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles 2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles 2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles |
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The smilies are a symbol of sarcasim, I dont hate u, dee8go ~Nate
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95 Honda Shadow ACE 1100. 1999 Plymouth Neon Expresso. 2.4 swap, 10.5 to 1 comp, big cams. Autocross time attack vehicle! 2012 Escape, 'hunter" (5 sp 4cyl) |
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Sound advice, but mostly usful against males. You forgot to mention the female corollary: Don't block with your
The really easy solution? Don't cheat, and if you can't resist, don't commit.
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I suggest we solve high gas prices with environmentalists... unfortunately they don't burn well. 1982 300CD, 220K miles: This vacuum system will be the death of me yet! (OBK #26) 1977 F150 400 C6 2wd, 10.2 sec 1/8 mile with 2.75 gears. 1965 Mustang. Mostly stock... LOL! 2001 Ram 2500, cummins, 5spd, 202k miles.(girlfriends) |
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That's where the classic "9" block come in. You can protect most of the areas you'd want safe.
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No one ever questions why I am dressed in leather and carrying around a bunch of whips!
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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process." 2012 SLK 350 1987 420 SEL |
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