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Old 11-01-2006, 09:05 PM
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Why Don't We Get Drunk

I really do appreciate the fact you're sittin' here
Your voice sounds so wonderful
But your face don't look too clear
So, Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew
Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw.

(Chorus)
Why don't we get drunk and screw
I just bought a waterbed filled up for me and you
They say you are a snuff queen, Honey, I don't think that's true
So, why don't we get drunk and screw.
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Old 11-01-2006, 09:05 PM
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Whattya like Bot? Gin n Tonic? Extra lime?
Or are you more of a scotch n cigar type?
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Old 11-03-2006, 10:48 AM
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Old 11-03-2006, 12:49 PM
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I suggest you become bi too, so you two can relate.
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Old 11-03-2006, 01:03 PM
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Whats the problem? Is her girlfriend hot? If so have her come over and you can service both of them! Maybe you will get super lucky and her girlfriend would have a sister so you can do three....
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Old 11-04-2006, 01:32 AM
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I love this girl who is bi. She is very ath letic, very fit, ver y solid, but she is bi. I have no idea as to h ow to relate, and I really need h elp, Sorry for the errors but I had two beers and I gu;ess; I'm not okay. but I love this women, two some threesome what difference sorry i really drunk. ,r fpm
y lmpe jpe how much drink lats night!!@@@$$%^^&*()) _++_)(*^%$$###@ i brink sexy bacvk
So what?

My fiancee' is bi... It has never been an issue or a big deal... It's actually quite like having your cake and eating it too!!! ...Sorry, couldn't resist. I guess some guys are insecure and can't deal with what they see as potential "competition", or as a challenge to their "manhood", from other women...

Anyway... You can "relate" to her just as you would any other woman. Just don't get all excited and dork out and make an a$$ out of yourself. Most women, bi or not, will be quite repulsed if you "geek out" and act like a buffoon when/if the subject or situation comes up.

And stop gettin' so drunk. You'll want to be able to "perform" when the time comes, right?.....

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Old 11-04-2006, 12:27 PM
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My fiancee' is bi...

Mike
Whhhhhaaaaaaaat? This is big news! When did you ask her to marry you?

I remember when we had dinner in Atlanta that she was real eager to get married, but you were pretty non-committal...
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Old 11-04-2006, 12:30 PM
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Whhhhhaaaaaaaat? This is big news! When did you ask her to marry you?

I remember when we had dinner in Atlanta that she was real eager to get married, but you were pretty non-committal...
Heh... maybe her girlfriend talked him into it
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Old 11-11-2006, 06:28 PM
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Whhhhhaaaaaaaat? This is big news! When did you ask her to marry you?

I remember when we had dinner in Atlanta that she was real eager to get married, but you were pretty non-committal...
Well... we figure that after almost 6 years, we might as well do the paperwork and make it "official". I asked her back in the summer, when we were in Los Angeles for a couple of days.

We also figure that there aren't many other people who are capable of tolerating either of us, so we'd better stick together. hahaha...

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