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Old 11-01-2006, 05:07 AM
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Post i love bi girl

I love this girl who is bi. She is very ath letic, very fit, ver y solid, but she is bi. I have no idea as to h ow to relate, and I really need h elp, Sorry for the errors but I had two beers and I gu;ess; I'm not okay. but I love this women, two some threesome what difference sorry i really drunk. ,r fpm
y lmpe jpe how much drink lats night!!@@@$$%^^&*()) _++_)(*^%$$###@ i brink sexy bacvk

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Old 11-01-2006, 06:14 AM
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You are drunk after 2 beers?! You are pathetic. Oh, and by the way.....don't waste your time. You will never compare to another woman.
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Old 11-01-2006, 06:35 AM
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I love this girl who is bi. She is very ath letic, very fit, ver y solid, but she is bi. I have no idea as to h ow to relate, and I really need h elp, Sorry for the errors but I had two beers and I gu;ess; I'm not okay. but I love this women, two some threesome what difference sorry i really drunk. ,r fpm
y lmpe jpe how much drink lats night!!@@@$$%^^&*()) _++_)(*^%$$###@ i brink sexy bacvk
Y'ever plow her field or do you love her from a distance with your hand.

I've dated BI gals and they invariably will choose a man for security and a woman for pleasure.

Despite many entreaties I never did get to enjoy the ol' sandwich job with her and her girlfriend,which is why I went out with her in the first place.
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Old 11-01-2006, 07:25 AM
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I love this girl who is bi. She is very ath letic, very fit, ver y solid, but she is bi. I have no idea as to h ow to relate, and I really need h elp, Sorry for the errors but I had two beers and I gu;ess; I'm not okay. but I love this women, two some threesome what difference sorry i really drunk. ,r fpm
y lmpe jpe how much drink lats night!!@@@$$%^^&*()) _++_)(*^%$$###@ i brink sexy bacvk
is that you kamil? with a new handle?

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Old 11-01-2006, 07:58 AM
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Best thread ever. It seems that the more intoxicated people get, the better the threads are to read. Maybe we should all get drunk and have at it.
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Old 11-01-2006, 08:24 AM
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Best thread ever. It seems that the more intoxicated people get, the better the threads are to read. Maybe we should all get drunk and have at it.
Great idea! I'll get the ball rolling during dinner with 3 manhattans,all other brave souls follow suit with their favourite liver-killers,I'm tellin'ya,we'll have a stinkin'good time........
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Old 11-01-2006, 09:09 AM
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Its the Bourbon Sippers vs the Beer Swillers, round 1!
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Old 11-01-2006, 11:22 AM
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Is this the same girl you fell in LOVE with a few weeks ago
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Old 11-01-2006, 03:56 PM
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Why Don't We Get Drunk

I really do appreciate the fact you're sittin' here
Your voice sounds so wonderful
But your face don't look too clear
So, Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew
Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw.

(Chorus)
Why don't we get drunk and screw
I just bought a waterbed filled up for me and you
They say you are a snuff queen, Honey, I don't think that's true
So, why don't we get drunk and screw.
(Instrumental)
(Repeat chorus)
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Old 11-01-2006, 04:11 PM
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I love this girl who is bi. She is very ath letic, very fit, ver y solid, but she is bi. I have no idea as to h ow to relate, and I really need h elp, Sorry for the errors but I had two beers and I gu;ess; I'm not okay. but I love this women, two some threesome what difference sorry i really drunk. ,r fpm
y lmpe jpe how much drink lats night!!@@@$$%^^&*()) _++_)(*^%$$###@ i brink sexy bacvk
Take a hard lesson and give up on the dream... now go and DO what NEEDS to be DID.
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Old 11-01-2006, 07:24 PM
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Is this the same girl you fell in LOVE with a few weeks ago
Oh,Christ,not the BMW expert you mentioned having such a great time with?now I'M gonna get blasted out of sympathy.....ain't nuthin' sacred anymore???
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Old 11-01-2006, 07:27 PM
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Treat her like you would anybody else. Her non-conformist preference for gender, doesn't mean that she is non-conformist with everything else in life.

ie: her farts smell just as bad as yours.
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Old 11-01-2006, 07:30 PM
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Call me a god and I'll tip the undertaker
That fool couldn't tell a real still from a faker
Well I ain't no fool, but I play one on TV
Cause misery loves company
That's why everyone loves me

Now, buy me a drink and I'll tell you all a story
About a bastard who traded in treasure for glory
There treasure was true love, the bastard he was me
Cause misery loves company
That's why everyone loves me

Well, I've been a rich man
I've been a poor man
Inside a Saturday night
I've done the works
And there's one thing I know
You can't win if it ain't a fair fight

I ain't seen the pastor since Sunday bloody morning
All the girls in the choir are in labor or mourning
Take one look in my eyes, I think you'll all agree
Cause misery loves company
And that's why everyone loves me

I've done every **** job
Handed out nose jobs
Made a few friends in the tombs
But I've found that in most cases
Fixing the the rat race
Is better than pushing a broom

Now, who shall I marry the junky or the jailer?
Your choices are few when you know you're a failure
But there's one thing that everyone in the bar agrees
That misery loves company
And that's why everyone loves me
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Old 11-01-2006, 07:39 PM
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i bet nate could drink you under the table nh500sl
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Old 11-01-2006, 09:01 PM
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Best thread ever. It seems that the more intoxicated people get, the better the threads are to read. Maybe we should all get drunk and have at it.
I'm not that easy, budso!

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