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Old 11-02-2006, 09:24 AM
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Favorite sex toys

Okay, since Aklim brought it up, I thought I'd inquire as to your favorite sex toys.

Any volunteers? Regrettably, my life has been so boring that I have nothing to offer, although a woman I know quite well confided to me that she got a gift last year for Christmas called "The Rabbit," and it is the best thing she has ever "played with."

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Old 11-02-2006, 09:29 AM
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Okay, since Aklim brought it up, I thought I'd inquire as to your favorite sex toys.

Any volunteers? Regrettably, my life has been so boring that I have nothing to offer, although a woman I know quite well confided to me that she got a gift last year for Christmas called "The Rabbit," and it is the best thing she has ever "played with."

I have heard the same comment many times over and over and over . Where do you think the Energizer Bunny idea came from?
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Old 11-02-2006, 09:35 AM
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The Energizer bunny has perished. - Apparently somebody put his battery in upside down, and he kept coming and coming and coming and coming....


Leather blindfold is a must have for anybody. Make sure the leather is nice and soft, and that the tie strings are long enough.


Besides "Rabbits", I've heard many women speak favorably (swoon) about their "egg".


And then, of course, there's me! *lets out a hardy guffaw, and slaps knee*
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Old 11-02-2006, 09:37 AM
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I heard that a $$$$$ works really great on your @@@@@@@ &&&&&&.
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Old 11-02-2006, 09:46 AM
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Of course, money and power are the two greatest aphrodasiacs. I was thinking of things that are more readily available.
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Old 11-02-2006, 09:48 AM
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I married her.

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Old 11-02-2006, 09:59 AM
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Old 11-02-2006, 10:40 AM
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Old 11-02-2006, 03:35 PM
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I married mine as well.

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I married her.

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I agree.
My favorite toy is a 5’4” petite dirty blond with an English accent.
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Old 11-02-2006, 04:23 PM
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The rabbit is a good one because it has the bead action and the flickering action. Something a guy will never be able to do. Sybian is good but harder to take traveling especially in Europe
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Old 11-02-2006, 04:55 PM
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Old 11-02-2006, 05:24 PM
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The rabbit is a good one because it has the bead action and the flickering action. Something a guy will never be able to do. Sybian is good but harder to take traveling especially in Europe
.....because it doesn't include a voltage converter?
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Old 11-02-2006, 05:27 PM
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.....because it doesn't include a voltage converter?
Yes. You would have to order the 110 or 220V model at the time of purchase.
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Old 11-02-2006, 05:43 PM
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The second we saw that one. The wife and I both mentioned Bill Murray in Stripes.

Then she (wife) said “ouch. I think that might do some damage to me (British word/term I can‘t say here)”.
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Old 11-02-2006, 05:45 PM
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This is fun,especially for social occasions like fund raisers and dinner parties.

Also highly entertaining for those long,dull road trips.......

http://www.edenfantasys.com/ProductDetails.aspx?pid=3069&UID=jvx4UI20061102054100

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