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09-12-2006, 12:38 PM
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The Funniest Date You've Ever Been On..
I know there are stories out there about the funniest or weirdest(sp) date you've ever been on.. don't be shy.
1.Mine was ALMOST going to the senior prom on the back of a motorcycle donned in prom gown until my step mother stopped us... 2.Friend of mine borrowed my 71' Super Beetle with chrome wire hub cabs for a first date and when they went over a set of rail road tracks ALL FOUR OF THE HUBCAPS WENT FLYING and they spent the first part of their date chasing down the hubcaps in a field...
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09-12-2006, 01:41 PM
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My first date was with a girl, and it went badly because of course i am gay. My english teacher actually pushed me to invite this girl to the band banquet because the girl had a crush on me. I picked her up from her house, she looked fantastic. We went to the banquet together. My boyfriend at the time (no one knew) was actually on a band trip and he was supposed to come into town at about the same time the banquest started.
I waited till we got our pictures taken and we ate, then i faked getting sick and took her home and then drove over to where the buses were coming in and picked up my bf and then drove to the big Lake Livingston bridge and parked under the bridge. I felt really bad about that, that ONE time I dated a girl and i was so dishonest.  not a very funny date i know....
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09-12-2006, 04:52 PM
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I only remember that she was really funny and that I fell off laughing....
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09-12-2006, 05:37 PM
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i went to an irish punk concert with a girl i still know to this day.. she copped a feel when i crowd surfed... it was grand
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10-20-2006, 11:33 PM
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Wierd Date
Found this link at the bottom of the barrel. No need for that. This thread should be right on top.
Ok for the date: Well not a date really just a wild chance encounter. You see I used to party pretty hard and sometimes it just workes out that way. The evening was great lot's of beer and alot of live music. Almost 3:00 am and everyone is pretty intoxicated, so I took the back seat in my own car and so did this other nice hottie from the party. Well things went here and there (I'll let gou guess). By the time the sun was coming up she was giving directions to our driver to her house to take her home. She would not say what street but knew the area well. So lots of turns left here and another right, we finally ended up at her place. Would you say what street you lived on if it was named "Climax Lane"? Real Street, real story. I sure miss those days 
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10-20-2006, 11:51 PM
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1- Used to go to gay/ lesbian bars with an old gf and just hang out and watch.
"Don't knock it, until you try it..." 2nd- Once asked a cute waitress out a while ago & she said only if I take her to see Arrowsmith. Now that would be OK, but this was in '84 when they all were just coming out of Heroin detox. It was in an old movie theatre on Long Island. And only about 150 people. I was not a big Stevie Tyler fan then at all, and got a real kick out of watching people slam their heads into the backs of the chairs while the band played. I was sort of used to GD concert scene, and never been to a "heavy metal" one. They were not very good.
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10-20-2006, 11:52 PM
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Dates? My first ones were mostly unmitigated disasters.
When I was 16 and gainfully employed in an automotive machine shop my self confidence increased to the point that girls would approach me regularly,this phenomenon was due to my own aura of capability and not giving a damn and dealing with the tarts with a mixture of sarcasm and unconcern,this was not learned overnight,but I was a quick study and observed with clinical accuracy the attitude and manners of those guys who sucessfully snagged some trim. Funny thing,gals sense you are desperate,they flee from you like the plague,you ignore them initially and brush them off they'll stick to you like glue,strange,ain't it?
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10-21-2006, 12:48 AM
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There is one date that comes to mind. We had gone out to a dance club, and had a nice time. I drove her car, because she wasn't real familiar with the area. After about five minutes, we needed to drive over a bridge; just as we are at the base, this powerful odor appears. Within four seconds, the following thoughts came to me (approximately): What the!? Eeww that stinks! She farted! Man, it's not getting any better! OMG, it's getting worse. There's no way I can pretend I'm not smelling this!
After that, it was pretty much instinct that took over, as I rolled down my window in about 2 seconds flat. She rolled down her window a moment later, and, once the smell dissipated she managed to laughed a little, and was thoroughly embarrassed. Afterwards I was actually quite amused. Not only that, but I knew it would be a looong time before I could ever top that, and pretty much had a get-out-of-jail-free card for any future flatus of my own.
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10-22-2006, 11:41 AM
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Damn this was funny
Got a date with the hottest chick I had ever known (she was a 6). Took her to Disney's Empress Lily restaurant. She ordered blackened flounder...she ate it all. From there we started up I-4 and about 2 miles into the ride she grabbed my arm and asked me to pull off to the side of the road. "But why?" I asked she said she needed to go. So being the consumate gentlemen and hoping for dessert later on into the night...I pulled over. It was 9:30pm and here I sat on the side of the road with a 6 squatting down behind the right rear tire...I listened for the spray but instead heard what sounded like a gorilla taking a crap with lots of wets sounds in between. I turned the radio up just enough for it to appear that I hadnt heard anything. She gets in the silence could be cut with a knife. So trying to lighten up the experience I asked "So, what did you wipe with?" She started crying and I took her home. I promised I wouldnt tell anyone. LOL and no I never went on a date with her ever again.
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10-22-2006, 02:11 PM
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Iceman, that friggin wins...
Mine was going to a childish movie, having some fun in the back seat of my car, and getting busted by a cop before it could lead to anything much... see thread here here ~Nate
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10-23-2006, 10:15 AM
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Quote:
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10-23-2006, 11:53 AM
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Right after high school I met this really neat gal that seemed to have her head together. Visited a few times and finally asked if she wanted to go out. Found out on the date that she was a lesbian...
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10-23-2006, 02:42 PM
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Probably funny to you guys--wasn't at the time.....
When I was a college freshman, I had a girl I went to high school with (also a frosh at another school(Clemson)), that I would hook up with when I was visiting my parents on weekends. For some stupid reason, I told my g/f, who was at another school (UGA) that I used to date this girl when I was in high school and she was my true hs sweetheart, in case we ever ran into her and things got wierd. I also had some pictures of her laying around that needed to be 'splained. Well, one weekend, I took my g/f home with me. We went to a show at a bar and I got up to go get a round of drinks and hit the head. When I came back to the table, they were sitting together (having never previously met). I would have bailed, but g/f rode with me and it wasn't her town. I sat down thinking I could smooth things out, but they had already established that I had never dated the weekender in highschool, and she kind of thought we were dating at the time. Needless to say, I got truly raked over the coals and several bystanders indeed thought it was verey funny. I wish I could say I learned my lesson, but it actually took several more years
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10-23-2006, 02:52 PM
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Dawg!
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Are YOU the stud, JD! I guess they're both history now, huh?
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