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11-08-2006, 10:54 AM
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rectum hell,dang near killed him!
Naked man arrested for concealed weapon
November 4, 2006 EL CERRITO, Calif. --A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after police found him outdoors -- naked -- and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said. The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path, near a Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, police said. John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg, was initially arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure. But when asked whether he was carrying anything police should know about, Sheehan mentioned the tool, said El Cerrito Detective Cpl. Don Horgan. "You can't get much more concealed than that," Horgan said. Officers drew their weapons and firefighters were called to the scene. Sheehan removed a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape without incident. Sheehan, who was paroled from state prison last week, was then booked into jail on suspicion of parole violations, indecent exposure and one felony count of possessing a concealed weapon. "When you're talking about an awl or an ice pick and you're dealing with somebody who's fresh out of prison, it's a weapon. That's a stabbing instrument," Horgan said. It was not immediately clear what Sheehan was on parole for. A person answering the phone at the jail Friday night did not know whether Sheehan had a lawyer. © Copyright 2006 Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed. 
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11-08-2006, 11:42 AM
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It's a relief to know that if I haven't just gotten out of prison, the awl up my ass isn't a weapon.
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11-08-2006, 12:53 PM
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This thread is awl-ful
Just had to jump in...
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11-08-2006, 12:59 PM
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Awl of me,why not take awl of me,can't you see I'm empty without you.........
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11-08-2006, 01:01 PM
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It's awl or nothing...
Awl for one, one for awl.
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11-08-2006, 01:07 PM
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Never bring an awl to a sword fight.
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11-08-2006, 01:46 PM
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Ridiculous...
Awl right, these jokes are getting ridiculous. When will it awl stop?
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#10
11-08-2006, 01:50 PM
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Quit picking on people.
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#11
11-08-2006, 02:37 PM
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My,what piercing wit.
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11-08-2006, 02:55 PM
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It's a shame that cobbler/spot electrician, of limited means, can't engage in a wrestling match with a spitting cobra, on public land in this great nation, without being incarcerated.
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11-08-2006, 03:00 PM
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Good point
 You are a sharp guy 
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11-08-2006, 03:03 PM
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Well,kudos for the sharp prison shrink who diagnosed him as pointedly anal-retentive.
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11-08-2006, 03:06 PM
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Point taken.
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