Advance copy of Demo Nat Convention - PeachParts Mercedes-Benz Forum

mwood · #1 11-09-2006, 01:19 AM

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Advance Copy of the Democratic National Convention Agenda.

Agenda for the Democratic National Convention (DuNCe) for 2008:

7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.
7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.
7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.
8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.
8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding-- Barney Frank Presiding.
8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally, presented by Cindy Sheehan -- Susan Sarandon.
9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender -- French President Jacques Chirac.
9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund.
9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay by Sean Penn.
9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military, A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton.
9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by Michael Moore.
9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:00 P.M. How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers -- Howard Dean.
10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahnadinejad.
11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet.
11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War criminals -- John Kerry.
11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Rodham Clinton.
12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home.

mwood · #2 11-09-2006, 10:49 AM

I guess I was the only one who found this one funny

Dee8go · #3 11-09-2006, 10:53 AM

I laughed my ass off, are you kidding? That was great. Thanks!

I voted Dem. this time. I wasn't really voting for the Dems, more like against the Republicans. Obviously, neither party can handle the responsibility of being in charge for too long.

Thanks again. That was great. I'm still laughing.

cscmc1 · #4 11-09-2006, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by mwood

I guess I was the only one who found this one funny

Not at all, but it was posted yesterday by someone else. Funny stuff, nevertheless!

TX76513 · #5 11-09-2006, 11:46 AM

Who do you think the Rep's will have run agains Hillary?

Botnst · #6 11-09-2006, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Dee8go

I laughed my ass off, are you kidding? That was great. Thanks!

I voted Dem. this time. I wasn't really voting for the Dems, more like against the Republicans. Obviously, neither party can handle the responsibility of being in charge for too long.

Thanks again. That was great. I'm still laughing.

I think that is the near-universal opinion, don't you?

It is something that both parties would do well to learn from. For the Repos so they can return to their roots and for the Demos not to take the newbies for granted.

dynalow · #7 11-09-2006, 12:50 PM

While funny, it's also a bit stale...

First saw it in '04 before the Dem. Conventiion in Boston.

mwood · #8 11-09-2006, 08:26 PM

Oh well, that was the first time I saw it and thought it was funny whether it was a Demo or Repub thing.

Matt L · #9 11-09-2006, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by mwood

Oh well, that was the first time I saw it and thought it was funny whether it was a Demo or Repub thing.

It was not long ago that criticizing a member of the government was viewed by many people as treason. I hope that this fad has passed. I know that the time for the reaction will come again, but I don't like it.

Politicians on both sides of our two-party system make great targets. Keep the shots coming. Hopefully enough shots will get people thinking seriously about third (or fourth or fifth) parties.