What those words on performance reviews REALLY mean...
 

1. OUTGOING PERSONALITY - Always going out of the office
2. GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS - Able to bull****
3. GOOD COMMMUNICATION SKILLS - Spends lots of time on phone
4. WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY - Too ugly to get a date
5. ACTIVE SOCIALLY - Drinks a lot
6. INDEPENDENT WORKER - Nobody knows what he/she does
7. QUICK THINKING - Offers plausible excuses
8. CAREFUL THINKER - Won't make a decision
9. USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS - Gets someone else to do it
10. EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL - Speaks English
11. METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL - A nit picker
12. HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES - Is tall or has a louder voice
13. EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT - Lucky
14. KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR - Knows a lot of dirty jokes
15. CAREER MINDED - Back Stabber
16. LOYAL - Can't get a job anywhere else
17. PLANS FOR PROMOTION/ADVANCEMENT - Buys drinks for all the boys
18. OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANIZATION - Gets to work on time
19. RELAXED ATTITUDE - Sleeps at desk

Howdy All,
I qualify for the following. #4,#6 & #16.