http://www.glumbert.com/media/badrobber

Ohhh...if only it had sound too!

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09 Jetta TDI
1985 300D

Ohhhh,Keeerist!
Another "culturally and socially deprived underachiever"exposed.

Don't laugh too hard,I rent rooms to these section 8 miscreants,at least I get the check for the rent.........call me prejudiced

He's a chiropractor's wet dream.

I wonder if he tried to sue the liquor store for being hurt? I'm sure he had at least a few bruises and a bump or two on his head.

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09 Jetta TDI
1985 300D

Not to mention a bottle of Thunderbird wedged in a really unpleasant place.

I beg leave to correct your assumption as an intimate knowledge of these Piltdown peccadilloes prompts me to submit the following corrective...to wit:


http://www.bumwine.com/nighttrain.html

You and Axl Rose both.

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"And a frign hat. They gave me a hat at the annual benefits meeting. I said. how does this benefit me. I dont have anything from the company.. So they gave me a hat." - TheDon

Great video. "Stupid is what stupid does."

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1989 500SEL Euro
1966 250SE Cabriolet
1958 BMW Isetta 600

That was indeed funny as hell but by far the best story concerns the attempted robbery of a pharmacy several miles from my rentals,Tengelsen's I believe,which occurred 35 odd years ago in September.

These 1 story cinderblock buildings shared a common HVAC system which had a 15 inch diameter round chimney hole.

The pharmacy owner noted his doors and windows had been tampered with but not successfully opened.

He ascribed it to an attempted robbery by some local kids and thought no more of it.

Fast forward to November,oil burner fired up but the draft was screwy and the burner "puffed back".
The oil burner tech removed the exhaust pipes and shined a light inside the chimney hole expecting to find a nest of raccoons,ran upstairs white as a sheet screaming "HELP!!HELP!!".

Turns out he discovered the badly decomposed corpse of what was determined to be a 15 year old boy,was it robbery or suicide?

Either way, his prescription was filled.

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09 Jetta TDI
1985 300D

There are about a million people in jails in the United States. The only difference between them and this guys is . . . no wait, I can't think of a difference.

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85 300SD
87 300TD
92 300D 2.5 Turbo
92 300TE 4Matic

Holy Darwin award Batman, course the guy ain't dead yet but give him time.

And he does what, at least a few grand in damage to the place in hopes of getting a bunch of smokes and a few bottles of rum?

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1984 300D, 138K

A couple of years back, some guy tried to break into an unoccupied vacation house in Tahoe, got stuck and was lucky enough to manage to alert someone to his plight. They had to break out considerable brickwork to free the guy.

Imagine, your chimney trashed cause of some dipwad. Would have smelled worse if they'd just left him though.

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1984 300D, 138K

I understand he hired the law firm of "Dewey, Chetum and Howe."

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1987 420 SEL

Larry, What a blast that was...