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Botnst 12-08-2006 09:25 AM

Crotch-gate
 
CrotchGate Part II: Camille Paglia says Madonna Gave Britney the "Kiss of Death"

Yesterday we spoke with Paris Hilton’s waxer on the recent trend of Hollywood actresses going bald. Today we take a more intellectual approach (no, really). We called renowned feminist author and culture critic Camille Paglia and asked why starlets like Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are flashing their goodies for the camera. And what does it all mean? As usual, Paglia didn't mince words.

On how it’s affecting feminism:
“These girls are lowering themselves to the level of backstreet floozies. It angers me because I fought a bitter fight to get feminism back on track and be pro-sex at the same time. This is degrading the entire pro-sex wing of feminism.”

On how it’s affecting their reputation:
“I am completely appalled by what these young women are doing because I think that they are cheapening their own image and obliterating all sexual mystery and glamour, which are the heart of the star system.”

On how Hollywood’s changed:
“These are women who are clearly out of control because the old studio era is over. The studio system...guided and shaped the careers of the young women who it signed up. It maximized their sexual allure by dealing it out in small doses and making sure you don’t have -- what has become here -- a situation of anarchy.”

On Madonna:
“Madonna was able to flash her breasts and play peek-a-boo because she is an authentic, creative artist who churns out song after song, project after project… but Britney seems like she’s lost and the career track is obliterated.”

On “The Kiss”:
“A great promise was contained in the moment when Madonna kissed Britney at the MTV Awards. She in a sense was saying,”I’m passing the torch to you.” It was a fabulous moment. Britney looked toned, in control of her career and it was up to her to take the next step. Literally from that kiss, from that moment onward, Britney has spiraled out of control. It’s like Madonna gave her the kiss of death! Britney is throwing it away!”

On Paris Hilton:
“Paris Hilton I feel a little bit more benign towards because she doesn’t really have a vocation. She is basically a celebutante. She changed fame by mining high-fashion poses learned from drag queens.”

On Lindsay Lohan:
“Lindsay is alienating too many serious actors and when you are not performing and causing problems on a shoot, that’s not good. I think Lindsay Lohan is more in the downward spiral for sure.”

Jim B. 12-08-2006 09:34 AM

They have a lot of class, unfortunately it's all low

PaulC 12-08-2006 11:54 AM

You can rely on your old man's money, you can rely on your old man's money...
 
I admire Paris for her ability to thrive in our society while simultaneously being perhaps the most useless person on this planet.

Jim B. 12-08-2006 12:05 PM

Globally or locally?
 
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Originally Posted by PaulC (Post 1352250)
I admire Paris for her ability to thrive in our society while simultaneously being perhaps the most useless person on this planet.

What, not Kamil?:idea2:

PaulC 12-08-2006 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim B. (Post 1352268)
What, not Kamil?:idea2:

Kamil drives that ratty old Audi. That's not thriving.

el presidente 12-08-2006 12:25 PM

Would you rather see Nancy Pelosi's bush? Or Hillary's?

PaulC 12-08-2006 12:47 PM

Unless were referring to something growing in their garden, neither.

suginami 12-08-2006 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Botnst (Post 1352093)

On Paris Hilton:
“Paris Hilton I feel a little bit more benign towards because she doesn’t really have a vocation. She is basically a celebutante. She changed fame by mining high-fashion poses learned from drag queens.”

That's really good, "celebutante".

Why couldn't I think of that? ;)

Botnst 12-08-2006 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by PaulC (Post 1352278)
Kamil drives that ratty old Audi. That's not thriving.

I don't know, Paul. I think he's onto something. Paris might be his dream come true. I could imagine them making green home movies together for internet consumption. It would be the ultimate in incestuous narcissisim.

B

John Doe 12-08-2006 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by el presidente (Post 1352293)
Would you rather see Nancy Pelosi's bush? Or Hillary's?

I was about to type similar when I read PaulC's comment, but you, er, nailed it:D

PaulC 12-08-2006 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Botnst (Post 1352482)
I don't know, Paul. I think he's onto something. Paris might be his dream come true. I could imagine them making green home movies together for internet consumption. It would be the ultimate in incestuous narcissisim.

B

That is one of the most harrowing visuals I've had in awhile.

John Doe 12-08-2006 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Botnst (Post 1352482)
I don't know, Paul. I think he's onto something. Paris might be his dream come true. I could imagine them making green home movies together for internet consumption. It would be the ultimate in incestuous narcissisim.

B

What makes you think Paris is really a guy?:confused:

Jim B. 12-08-2006 05:49 PM

Paris Hilton defined
 
Paris Hilton (per www.urbandictionary.com) Like Kansas: flat, white & easy to get into

raymr 12-09-2006 12:09 AM

They are just displaying their Christmas spirit:

Ho-Ho-Ho - get it?

cmac2012 12-09-2006 04:09 AM

Ms. Paglia is on the money here. Some of those girls could use a wise aunt like her.


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