Bot's Sure-fahr, Favorite Pick-up Lines
 

1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away.
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2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.
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3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea I can't hold it in.
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4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.
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5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.
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6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
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7) You might not be the bestlookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.
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8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
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10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin we kin sleep til afternoon.
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13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

Oh dear, are the "redneck pickup lines" making the internet mail lists again?

Which one did you use to pick up Mrs. Bot? They are all hilarious.

Those are the one he uses in the frozen food section at Piggly-Wiggly.

Thanks for the tip, see ya later!

B

Thanks! I think I'll use them on my wife in case I feel I need a divorce.

You are a howl!

Haha.. I'm gonna try that fat penguin one.

I have used the fat penguin one. She was a nun and it did go over very well.

Chicago?

Cook county

You have a face like a flower...




A cauliflower!

Best pirate pickup line:

Prepare to be boarded.

:behead:

Thats no wooden leg.

1. If I told you you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
2. Would you like to come back to my place to see my etchings.
3. Do you know mouth to mouth because you just took my breath away.
4. Wanna go back to my place and do the "wild monkey dance?"