Funny cats listening to different kind of music! Hilarious!
http://www.bille.nu/ny_cat/

way too funny. thanks

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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process."
2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL

Ahh, memory hearkens back to my childhood,where across the road dwelt a nasty,lonely misanthropic social reject,much like myself now,I would imagine.

He had a cat that was quite horrible,you would attempt to ignore it and it would generally scratch a bite you after awhile,and chase you when you walked past the house where it dwelt,we bore the scars of several encounters.

My friend Jeff and I asked "drunk George",{a disbarred attorney who spent his days walking a poodle named after his dead son,and his nights drinking and screaming at imaginary enemies} how we should handle this cat.Drunk George told us to make it sniff ammonia,once that happened the cat would do "flip-flops"as he described it,and leave us alone.

Jeff and I loaded 2 water pistols with ammonia,sure enough nastypuss came over snarling a bit,and we fired right into the cat's face before it tried to run off.
It had not made it 5 feet before it spun around and collapsed,arose briefly with an unforgettable,mournful howl and convulsed for what seemed 20 minutes after which it stumbled under the porch and hid.

It did not run out at us when we walked past it's house,in fact it ran away from us,problem solved. We were 9 years old.
I wonder,will I go to Hell?

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Carleton, How dare you inflict such harmful behavior on a pussy.

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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process."
2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL

B,b,but...I always use protection when in the presence of one,Mother told me to

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rubber not amonia

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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process."
2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL

Yes,well I'm older now.

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That works equally well on really large, mean dogs, too. I got bitten pretty badly once by a big doberman not far from my house.

I had to pass by on my bike everyday and that SOB always chased me. One day he caught me and had my whole thigh in his mouth. His owner stood on the porch and laught at me. Can you imagine that today?

Well, the next time I went by he got a face full of ammonia and he never even barked at me again.

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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century

OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

. . . Oh, and BTW, I was wearing a rubber at the time he bit me. So much for that, Mistress!

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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century

OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

Don't they get one "free" bite?

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1991 560 SEC AMG, 199k <---- 300 hp 10:1 ECE euro HV ...

1995 E 420, 170k "The Red Plum" (sold)

2015 BMW 535i xdrive awd Stage 1 DINAN, 6k, <----364 hp

1967 Mercury Cougar, 49k

2013 Jaguar XF, 20k <----340 hp Supercharged, All Wheel Drive (sold)