Traffic enforcement cops are laughing at YOU
 

if you think you can talk your way out of a ticket

Roadside Lawyers. Hilarious.

http://forums.officer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=54016

Funny!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2it8gGQWZ8

"Can't I just get a warning?"

"You already did; that big white sign with black numbers that says 'speed limit'."


:P

Ha.. pwned.. If I was a cop I would have a field day in my area

Hmm...

It's perfectly legal for the police to lie to you, but it is not legal for you to lie to the police. Go figure.

They can't actually 'do' the drugs they are selling or buying, but while they are playing buyer or seller they can lie since it is part of the role they are playing in an investigation.

You, on the other hand, as a seller or buyer, will be breaking the law whether they say they are the police or not.

If you lie to them you are interfering with their investigation.

$0.02

When I read some of those posts, I seemed to be getting the feeling that some of them enjoyed the power they had over the drivers, and that they enjoyed giving them tickets; the way a teacher makes a student stay after school in detention. The biggest difference is that the punishments handed out by teachers usually does not involve a monetary fine and a record of sorts (which usually leads to more money being spend on higher ins. premiums). Both have gotten their satisfaction at sticking it to the offender.

In their defense, I suppose hearing "I pay your salary" does get old quickly, and you get annoyed quickly, and want to punish them for that idiot cliche that you have heard a thousand times.

Did you guys read this one? Bold emphasis is mine.

PS: Notice there is no talk of race on that thread. Zero.

Must have been by seaworld. I heard one of their seacows escaped

when i get stopped, i never try to argue anything...normally...i figure they have heard it all. and when they ask questions i answer as uninterestingly as possible. i do not want to pique their interest. if they ask what my hurry it i say no particular hurry. if they ask how fast i was going i say i don't know (i don't, exactly). short concise answers. nothing that sounds like an argument. then they decide whether it will be a warning or a ticket. since i rarely ever go more than 9 over and i always keep the record clean, i usually get a warning.

thank the lord for ticket diversions.

the fines though are getting so high that alone is beginning to provide enough detriment. 185 last time! for 11 over.

tom w

tom w

I suppose a fringe benefit of the job is the power trip they get. Where else can you dress somebody down and not get punched in the face? I'd be happy if they just wrote the ticket and went on their own merry way but they seem to like to rub it in. Only thing I have ever needed them for is to fill up the police report so I can claim insurance. Can't think of any other good use for them.

Well, you know you are now in his power. If you think that you can insult him and he will not do something you are going to regret, you are just plain dumb. Yes, in a perfect world, he would be professional and none what you say would matter and what not but this is the real world.

I think I saw a T-shirt for military snipers that said "Why run? You'll only die tired" Same thing here. You can argue all you want, plead all you want. All you are doing is giving him an ego boost. Only things i say are "Yes, sir" and "No, sir". I won't give him the satisfaction of watching me grovel

I never "Sir" them, though.

The next time your pulled over for speeding say this:

Speed is relative. From where I was sitting YOU were the one speeding. :)