Too funny... and too true!

Surf, seriously, if that's all you got to worry about you life is just WAY too easy! I'm just happy to find some paper LEFT by the time I get a shot at the bathroom!

Is life THAT good in Florida? Maybe I'LL move down there if that's the case.

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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century

OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

No, my other big peeve is folks that want to move down here.

Get yer flamin' skull down here, you know what we got alot of round these parts? .....pussy. Dat's right, I said it again. Cats are over-running the place.

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No matter how many times you explain it to me, I'm still right.....Surf-n-Turf

Be right down! There's just not enough of that here in the Washington area.

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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century

OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

My mother thought it looked more tidy coming from the underside so that's how I was imprinted. I can go either way but it's true, a lot of people have firm opinions on that one. Wonder if there's any potty training subliminable lingering effects.

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1986 300SDL, 362K
1984 300D, 138K

My skull's not the only thing that's flamin' , buddy!

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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century

OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

Whoa. Easy there big fella. Maybe you'll do well in Key West with that kind of talk.

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No matter how many times you explain it to me, I'm still right.....Surf-n-Turf

"Know whata mean ?" every sentence...or ''Ya know ?"

" ....like."

Beer can pull ring that pulls off.

Steering wheel not on straight.

Turn signals on forever

Wipers that smear.

Speeding empty rock trucks.

Out of control kids in the store.

Wet toilet seats/floor/wall/back splash etc...






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"A liberal is someone who feels they owe a great debt to their fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money."

Wholly S**+ ! Does anyone even know what a PET PEEVE is?

Aside from the tP from the top, all everyone else is posting is **** that pisses them off about other people......

Not their own Pet Peeves....I thought the thread was what are your pet peeves....

Like I have to have 2 glasses of water 1st thing every morning, is a pet peeve.
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'87 924S
'81 280SEL

Sold ->

81 300SD -
93 300E w/ 3.2
85 300D-
79 300SD
82 300CD
83 300CD - CA
87 190E 5 spd
87 Porsche 924S

"..I'll take a simple "C" to "G" and feel brand new about it..."

^ That's not a pet peeve where I'm from, son!

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1985 CA 300D Turbo , 213K mi

Okay, I didn't mean THAT! I got carried away.

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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century

OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

Pin heads that inherit their daddy's business and then proceed to run them into the ground (when you happen to work there).

There, Austin, does THAT meet with your approval?

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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century

OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

I hate being asked how I am. I don't know why, but it grates. People only ask because it's the social norm, not because they care anyway!

Aside from that, Unleashed. How ya do'n?








sorry....just had to.

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1980 300D - Veggie Burner !

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No matter how many times you explain it to me, I'm still right.....Surf-n-Turf