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Old 02-21-2007, 11:32 AM
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Comprehensive final exams

I thought I had destroyed these.

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Old 02-21-2007, 11:33 AM
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Old 02-21-2007, 11:40 AM
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OMG !! - And here I thought “Little Johnny” was a bad boy.

(You've since gone back for a GED, right? )

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Old 02-21-2007, 11:44 AM
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lol Bot, these must be circulating. Just got the same pics in an e-mail from a friend, titled "we've all been frustrated with exams"...
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Old 02-21-2007, 11:54 AM
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lol Bot, these must be circulating. Just got the same pics in an e-mail from a friend, titled "we've all been frustrated with exams"...
Yeah, me too. Funny!
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Reminds me of Jr High and High School. We sure thought we were funny, anyway.

My friend teaches Hispanic kids near San Diego. One of her vocabulary sentences read "At Christmas time, department stores are full of ________ shoppers."

The idea was to insert an adjective, but one kid added the word "white." When she asked him to explain his use of that particular word, he said "Well, you don't see black or Mexican people in Macy's. Mexican people shop at the Dollar Store."
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Old 02-21-2007, 12:31 PM
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Thanks, Bot. They were funny.
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Old 02-21-2007, 05:10 PM
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I remember taking this exam...

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One of the highest levels of stress I ever encountered was a Calculus final. It was an oral exam. One on one. In the professor's office. In an unairconditioned office. In the summer. In the uninsulated attic of a former high security area of a mental hospital with steel bars on the windows ( nice effect!). He put a clean sheet of paper on the desk, gave the probelm, and then stood over my shoulder making sad groaning noises everytime I wrote anything.
My current position does not require Calculus.
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One of the highest levels of stress I ever encountered was a Calculus final. It was an oral exam. One on one. In the professor's office. In an unairconditioned office. In the summer. In the uninsulated attic of a former high security area of a mental hospital with steel bars on the windows ( nice effect!). He put a clean sheet of paper on the desk, gave the probelm, and then stood over my shoulder making sad groaning noises everytime I wrote anything.
My current position does not require Calculus.
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Old 02-21-2007, 09:33 PM
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Bot I love those! I have answered math questons like that in the past! Did you know you can get a 7 on a math test?
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Old 02-21-2007, 10:11 PM
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Those are hilarious! I can't stop laughing! I've graded some funny ones before but these take the cake!

This one's funnier than *****.

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