I thought I had destroyed these.

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OMG !! - And here I thought “Little Johnny” was a bad boy.

(You've since gone back for a GED, right? )

Thanks for the laughs.

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1980 300D - Veggie Burner !

lol Bot, these must be circulating. Just got the same pics in an e-mail from a friend, titled "we've all been frustrated with exams"...

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2007 E550 4Matic - 61,000 Km - Iridium Silver, black leather, Sport package, Premium 2 package
2007 GL450 4Matic - 62,000 Km - Obsidian Black Metallic, black leather, all options
1998 E430 - sold
1989 300E - 333,000 Km - sold
1977 280E - sold
1971 250 - retired

"And a frign hat. They gave me a hat at the annual benefits meeting. I said. how does this benefit me. I dont have anything from the company.. So they gave me a hat." - TheDon

Yeah, me too. Funny!

Reminds me of Jr High and High School. We sure thought we were funny, anyway.

My friend teaches Hispanic kids near San Diego. One of her vocabulary sentences read "At Christmas time, department stores are full of ________ shoppers."

The idea was to insert an adjective, but one kid added the word "white." When she asked him to explain his use of that particular word, he said "Well, you don't see black or Mexican people in Macy's. Mexican people shop at the Dollar Store."

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1992 300D 2.5T
1980 Euro 300D (sadly, sold)
1998 Jetta TDI, 132K "Rudy"
1974 Triumph TR6
1999 Saab 9-5 wagon (wife's)

Thanks, Bot. They were funny.

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1982 300SD " Wotan" ..On the road as of Jan 8, 2007 with Historic Tags

I remember taking this exam...

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2009 ML350 (106K) - Family vehicle
2001 CLK430 Cabriolet (80K) - Wife's car
2005 BMW 645CI (138K) - My daily driver
2016 Mustang (32K) - Daughter's car

One of the highest levels of stress I ever encountered was a Calculus final. It was an oral exam. One on one. In the professor's office. In an unairconditioned office. In the summer. In the uninsulated attic of a former high security area of a mental hospital with steel bars on the windows ( nice effect!). He put a clean sheet of paper on the desk, gave the probelm, and then stood over my shoulder making sad groaning noises everytime I wrote anything.
My current position does not require Calculus.

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1982 300SD " Wotan" ..On the road as of Jan 8, 2007 with Historic Tags

Holy Mackeral! I'd have flunked just walking up the stairs!

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned! It has been six weeks since I asymptotically approached my limit and switched my major to Art History, yet I have brought myself back into this wretched state and there is no derivative of it, though it be integral to my soul."

Bot I love those! I have answered math questons like that in the past! Did you know you can get a 7 on a math test?

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1969 280SE
2023 Ram 1500
2007 Tiara 3200

Those are hilarious! I can't stop laughing! I've graded some funny ones before but these take the cake!

This one's funnier than *****.

"x=suck my d ... f.."

SEE ME

Really?

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