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Old 02-26-2007, 03:10 PM
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Old 02-26-2007, 04:52 PM
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cellphones, ARRRRGH

Hahahaha, it's a perfect snapshot.

Laughed my a** off until I remembered the last young person with the cell phone glued to their ear as they drove oblivously into the intersection and almost creamed my car.
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Old 02-26-2007, 05:38 PM
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JimB.--love your avatar. Or rather, love who you avatar depicts.
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Old 02-26-2007, 09:10 PM
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That original post reminds me of this joke:

A man rides his camel through the desert, dieing of heat.

A bicycle rider passes him at high speed. Another one shortly after, then a third bicycle rider is approaching.

The man on the camel stops the cyclist and asks him: "How'd you do this? riding so fast, while I die of sweating?"

The cyclist says, "We ride so fast, the front wind cools us off..." And off he goes.

The camel man thinks, Great Idea! and gives the camel the spurs.

It doesn't take long and the camel breaks down and collapses.

The camel man is shocked as he holds up the camel's head, saying to himself: "Damn, it froze !!!"
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Old 02-26-2007, 09:12 PM
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JimB.--love your avatar. Or rather, love who you avatar depicts.
You can't fall in love with an other man's woman. That'll cause problems ...
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Old 02-27-2007, 12:39 AM
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JimB.--love your avatar. Or rather, love who you avatar depicts.
Thank you!! Great minds think alike, as you said!!
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Old 02-27-2007, 01:04 AM
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Ernesto, your eyes are better than mine, I can't recognize the lady.

Which reminds me of another joke:

An Englishman is in a French restaurant, in Paris, oddly enough, and has just been brought a bowl of soup. He studies it and then in alarm calls to the waiter: "Wai - tuh! There's a fly in me soup!" The waiter comes up expressing confusion, "Oui, monsieur?" "There's a fly in me soup, a FLY, el mouche, el mouche!"

The waiter says, "No, no monsieur, it's feminine, LA mouche."

The Englishman looks down at the soup quizzically, "By gol, you've got damn good eyesight!"
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Old 02-27-2007, 09:21 AM
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You can't fall in love with an other man's woman. That'll cause problems ...

Falling in love is OK.

Acting upon it can bring all kind of misery.

Money is not the root ot all evil.

The love of money, however, is.
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Old 02-27-2007, 09:24 AM
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Ernesto, your eyes are better than mine, I can't recognize the lady.

Which reminds me of another joke:

An Englishman is in a French restaurant, in Paris, oddly enough, and has just been brought a bowl of soup. He studies it and then in alarm calls to the waiter: "Wai - tuh! There's a fly in me soup!" The waiter comes up expressing confusion, "Oui, monsieur?" "There's a fly in me soup, a FLY, el mouche, el mouche!"

The waiter says, "No, no monsieur, it's feminine, LA mouche."

The Englishman looks down at the soup quizzically, "By gol, you've got damn good eyesight!"
Her hair, her smile, her pose, her unmistakable good looks give her away.










Plus the link at the bottom of JimB's helps too.
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Old 02-27-2007, 09:25 AM
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Thank you!! Great minds think alike, as you said!!

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