Two blond sisters were trying to save their folks some money by helping them install the new siding onto their house. During a water break, one of the sisters watched her sibling working and became perplexed... The sister nailing the siding onto the house would reach into her nail pouch and take out a nail, and then chuck it over her sholder then take out another nail and hammer it into the siding. Sometimes she would chuck two nails over her sholder and sometimes none. So recreating blonde went up to her sister and said, "what are you doing throwing away so many nails?"
Her sister responded, "A lot of these nails are defective so I'm pitching them... see here's another one I take it out and it's 'pointing' the wrong way"... you cant nail the head in by pounding the point, see?... defective."
"You idiot" her sister proclaimed "those nails aren't defective, they're for the other side of the house!"

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-Marty

1986 300E 220,000 miles+ transmission impossible
(Now waiting under a bridge in order to become one)

Reading your M103 duty cycle:
http://www.peachparts.com/shopforum/831799-post13.html
http://www.peachparts.com/shopforum/831807-post14.html

What do blondes and turtles lying on their backs have in common?

... both are screwed!

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joel

Prayers bring forth enlightenment.

The very first ever Blonde GUY joke ... And well worth the wait!

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican! Opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped; the blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

(Oh this is GOOD!!)?

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. The idiot made his own lunch."

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01 Ford Excursion Powerstroke
99 E300 Turbodiesel
91 Vette with 383 motor
05 Polaris Sportsman 800 EFI
06 Polaris Sportsman 500 EFI
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Red
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Yellow
04 Tailgator 21 ft Toy Hauler
11 Harley Davidson 883 SuperLow

Hey, I heard that once as a Polish joke... thanks for reminding me, thats a good one...

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-Marty

1986 300E 220,000 miles+ transmission impossible
(Now waiting under a bridge in order to become one)

Reading your M103 duty cycle:
http://www.peachparts.com/shopforum/831799-post13.html
http://www.peachparts.com/shopforum/831807-post14.html

bump!

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M. G. Burg
'10 - Dakota SXT - Daily Ride / ≈ 172.5K
.'76 - 450SLC - 107.024.12 / < .89.20 K
..'77 - 280E - 123.033.12 / > 128.20 K
...'67 - El Camino - 283ci / > 207.00 K
....'75 - Yamaha - 650XS / < 21.00 K
.....'87 - G20 Sportvan / > 206.00 K
......'85 - 4WINNS 160 I.O. / 140hp
.......'74 - Honda CT70 / Real 125
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“I didn’t really say everything I said.”
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ~ Yogi Berra ~

The Plane Is On Its Way To Houston When A Blonde In Economy Class Gets Up And Moves To The First Class Section And Sits Down. The Flight Attendant Watches Her Do This And Asks To See Her Ticket. She Then Tells The Blonde That She Paid For Economy Class And That She Will Have To Sit In The Back.

The Blonde Replies, "I'm Blond, I'm Beautiful, I'm Going To Houston And I'm Staying Right Here."

The Flight Attendant Goes Into The Cockpit And Tells The Pilot And The Co-pilot That There Is A Blonde Sitting In First Class That Belongs In Economy And Won't Move Back To Her Seat.

The Co-pilot Goes Back To The Blonde And Tries To Explain That Because She Only Paid For Economy She Will Have To Leave And Return To Her Seat.

The Blonde Replies, "I'm Blonde, I'm Beautiful, I'm Going To Houston And I'm Staying Right; Here." The Co-pilot Tells The Pilot That He Probably Should Have The Police Waiting When They Land To Arrest This Blonde Woman Who Won't Listen To Reason.

The Pilot Says, "You Say She Is A Blonde? I'll Handle This. I'm Married To A Blonde. I Speak Blonde."

He Goes Back To The Blonde And Whispers In Her Ear, And She Says, "oh, I'm Sorry." And She Gets Up And Goes Back To Her Seat In Economy.

The Flight Attendant And Co-pilot Are Amazed And Asked Him What He Aid To Make Her Move Without Any Fuss.

I Told Her, "first Class Isn't Going To Houston

Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter represented.

The first blond, an American, said "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey." St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to Hell.

The second blond, a Brit, said "Easter is when we celebr ate Jesus' birth and exchange gifts." St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to Hell.

The third blond, a Canadian, said she knew what Easter was, and St. Peter said, "So, tell me."

She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His disciples when He was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested Him. The Romans hung Him on he cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder ..."

St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good."

Then the blond continued, "Now, every year the Jews roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of hockey."

St. Peter fainted.

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.

"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."

"But, I always buy it here," says the blonde.

"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.

"Yes," said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."

She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant".

Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container.........










"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."

A brunette, a red head and a blond, all pregnant, were sitting around talking about their upcoming deliveries.

The brunette said: I know I'm having a boy, because when my husband and I were having sex, I was on top.

The red head said: I know I'm having a girl, because when my husband and I were having sex, I was on the bottom.

Suddenly, the blond started to cry uncontrollably. When asked what was the matter she responded: I'm having puppies!

What's blond, brunette, blond, brunette, blond brunette?
A blond doing back flips...

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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process."
2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL

Wow!! Those are great AL..

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The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you walking around like this?"

The Cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little redhead asks me to go out to her motor home with her.
So I did.

We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt... so I did.

Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants... so I did.

Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts...so I did.

Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says,
"Now go to town cowboy.. "

"And here I am."


Blonde Men do exist

Say cheese....

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How can you tell where a blonde lives?
The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.

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1984 300TD

A distressed blond calls her husband during a horrible snow storm. She asks him "what should I do? its snowing terribly and the roads are covered with snow" The husband replies "do you see a snowplow plowing anywhere?" She answers "yes"; her husband says "ok, now follow it until you can get as close to home as possible" she agrees and then hangs up.
Two hours later... the husband calls the blonde...
"I thought you were going to follow a snowplow home?"
"I am following a snowplow but this parking lot is really big!"

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1985 300D / 175k

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