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Old 03-01-2007, 11:35 AM
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Thumbs up Greatest signature lines

Some of you guys have really great sigs. How about posting your favorites right here in one thread.

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Old 03-01-2007, 12:00 PM
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the sig lines or the line under our name?

or both..
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Old 03-01-2007, 12:04 PM
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Whatever you think is pithy and funny.
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The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
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Old 03-01-2007, 12:09 PM
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I think oranges are pithy and funny, though melons are simply hilarious
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Old 03-01-2007, 12:46 PM
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This is NOT an invitation for you to get all pithy with me!
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1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
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Old 03-01-2007, 12:48 PM
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Dee8go's boss is obviously out of the office today.

1. Omegaman's I like cold beverages
2. Medmech is not dead
3. Who died and left you in charge
4. They won't bounce..
5. No soup for you
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Old 03-01-2007, 12:49 PM
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What tipped you off to THAT?!
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1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
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Old 03-01-2007, 12:58 PM
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I laugh at Dubyagee's everytime I see it, so I nominate:

"Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. "
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1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
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Old 03-01-2007, 01:50 PM
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Some I used on other forums

"I once made love to a female clown, and she twisted my penis
into a poodle."

" When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me."

"Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes."
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Old 03-01-2007, 02:02 PM
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Dubya! You da man! I knew you'd come through on this one. Thanks.
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Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
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Old 03-01-2007, 02:18 PM
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Old 03-01-2007, 03:24 PM
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1. Omegaman's I like cold beverages
Mistress, if you like the sig, you would probably like the song if you haven't heard it by that title by G-Love and Special Sauce. I caught those guys in the early 90s when I was in college and they were/are awesome (and funny).

Stick it in the fridge stick it in the fridge stick it in the fridge......uhh huh.
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Old 03-01-2007, 04:36 PM
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Old 03-01-2007, 08:43 PM
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I like mine "Schutzstaffel" means "protection squadron" as you guys know. AKA SS. Gastapo was unpopular so I used the more friendly organization.


The person in the picture is Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye. She is a crack shot, awsome sniper, and in general a good officer and body guard.
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Old 03-01-2007, 11:51 PM
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That does it. I'm gonna have to come up with a signature line. Some of the ones I see on the forum are great!

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