Well, I'd offer to share her with the wife. Since the wife won't want it, more for me. :D

Well if you like her so much, why don't you marry her?

Sorry, couldn't resist. Yeah, she's a cutie.

But we have gone past the days of us going out there, clubbing her and dragging her back by the hair. She has to say yes too. So, the question is whether she will marry any of us. I'd marry her for the night and divorce in the am.

There's something seriously wrong with you guys. That chick is a hound....about as plain Jane as can be. I saw the one episode where she was in a bathing suit. It was not a pretty thing.

However, this does explain a lot about you guys, and this board.

240Joe

Well, compared to the uberhot supermodels you date, I'm sure you are right. Most of us mere mortals have to settle for something like her.

And yes, "The moderator will be in contact with you soon.", right?

Can't afford the divorce. Mrs. Benz-LGB informs me, on an almost daily basis, that: A. her lawyers are better than my lawyers; and B. she met and married me when I was a destitute college student therefore she owns half of everything that I've ever made.

So I stay a happily married man...and Kari remains a distant fantasy.

Now, that would be a fantasy...

Offer her up to Mrs. BENZ-LGB and........

Oh come on. She's about as plain as they come. She's not repulsive, I agree, but that shouldn't be your standard.

Apparently, it is.:eek:

240Joe

1. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder;

2. Never understimate the attraction of the girl next door type; and

3. Or the attraction of a girl who can fabricate her own metal castings and not worry about a silly broken fingernail.

Better than being a prostitute college student. Hire better lawyers.

Or one that is like Jenna and/or Briana who can set your nights on fire?

OK. Fair enough. But that hardly constitutes a hound as you mentioned previously, does it?

My nights are just fine.

I just want a girl who can change the oil in my cars, do the regular A and B maintenances and not whine about it.

My wife can do that. She just says "Honey, there is a yellow light" and I get it fixed. She can pull metal splinters out of my eye and take care of my medical stuff. So, the Jenna-Briana pair would be suitable reward for my work.

And you offer Mrs BENZ-LGB and we have a couple of swinging couples. Or at least that is what I understand of the idea.