The Russians are trying to help me too!
 

A letter I receive almost daily from some of our generous Russians friends.

DEAR FRIEND,

MY NAME IS MRS.LARISA SONITSKAYA, PERSONAL SECRETARY TO MR.BORIS
MIKHAIL KHODORKOVSKY,THE ARRESTED CHAIRMAN/CEO OF YUKOS OIL AND BANK
MENATEP SPB IN RUSSIA WHO IS PRESENTLY IN JAIL.

I HAVE THE DOCUMENTS OF A LARGE AMOUNT OF FUNDS WHICH HE HANDED OVER
TO ME SHORTLY BEFORE HE WAS DETAINED AND TRIED IN RUSSIA FOR FINANCING
POLITICAL PARTIES (THE UNION OF RIGHT FORCES, LED BY BORIS NEMTSOV AND
YABLOKO, A LIBERAL/SOCIAL DEMOCRATIC PARTY LED BY GREGOR YAVLINSKY)
OPPOSED TO THE GOVERNMENT OF MR.VLADMIR PUTIN,THE PRESIDENT THEREBY
LEADING TO THE FREEZING OF HIS FINANCES AND ASSETS.

AFTER SEARCHING THROUGH THE BOOKS OF YOUR COUNTRY'S CHAMBERS OF
COMMERCE AND INDUSTRIES HERE IN RUSSIA I AM CONTACTING YOU TO ASSIST
ME TO RE-PROFILE THE FUNDS AND EQUALLY INVEST SAME ON HIS BEHALF.THE
TOTAL AMOUNT OF FUNDS TO BE RE-PROFILLED IS FORTY SIX MILLION DOLLARS
(USD$46,000,000.00) AND YOU WILL BE PAID 20% FOR YOUR MANAGEMENT
SERVICES.(WE CAN STILL DIALOGUE ON THIS.)

AS SOON AS I RECEIVE YOUR ACCEPTANCE IN MY PRIVATE EMAIL thus:
larisa_skaya1976@yahoo.de
I WILL SEND YOU ALL THE NECESSARY DETAILS ABOUT THIS TRANSACTION AND
MY IDENTIFICATION.

YOURS SINCERELY,

MRS.LARISA SOSNITSKAYA.

ANY FURTHER RESPONSE SHOULD GO TO MY PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS AS
INDICATED ABOVE FOR FUTURE CORRESPONDENCE.
NB: YOU CAN READ MORE OF HIS ORDEAL FROM:

<http://newsfromrussia.com/main/2005/03/29/58914.html>
<http://www.interfax.ru/e/B/politics/28.html?id_issue261041>
<http://www.supportmbk.com>

LETS ACHIEVE TOGETHER.

REPLY VIA PRIVATE EMAIL : larisa_skaya1976@yahoo.de

German email address, yet claims to be a Ruskie? These scammers get stupider every day!

I'm not getting those, but I'm getting ones offering me single Russian women.

They must know I have all the money I need.;)

A lot of these foreign gals are looking to buy (or more accurately, rent) a husband.

Guy I know within the last 6 months "married" a Chinese girl for about 30,000.
Payable in installments, naturally. Think he got 10,000 up front, which he said came in very handy because he had racked up a lot of CC debt fixing a house he had just bought.

He's not the sharpest tool in the shed. (Another friend says he only did crappy drugs in the 70's) :rolleyes: :silly:

A chap at my shooting club bought himself a Chinese wife. She plays the part very well!

I been thinking of going over to Russia or Ukraine or them countries to find a woman. But getting paid to marry that sounds better, where do i sign up?

Those nutty Russians! They're just SOOooo rich and soooo helpful. They are so nice to offer their money to us. I'm just happy that we've all become such good friends now that the cold war is over.