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03-23-2007, 10:38 AM
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World's Worst Things to Say to a Policeman...
Time for another round of world's worst
Is that your billy club or are you just happy to see me?
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03-23-2007, 10:40 AM
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Oh ya, well you were going faster to catch me...so there.
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#3
03-23-2007, 10:43 AM
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"Hi, can you hold my beer for me while I get my lic+reg"
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03-23-2007, 10:52 AM
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How 'bout three?
"Aren't you the guy from the Village People?" "I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer." "I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead."
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#5
03-23-2007, 10:54 AM
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"No, officer, I don't know why you stopped me. DO YOU???
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#6
03-23-2007, 11:08 AM
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"With as long as it took you to write that ticket I'm going to have to drive like hell to make up the time."
Cop; "Do you know why I stopped you?" Me: "for my Dunkin Donut's coupons?"
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#7
03-23-2007, 11:28 AM
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I don't have anything responsive to the request, but the thread reminded me of a joke. I don't know whether it came from Jeff Foxworthy, but might have:
You know you might be a redneck if your mom keeps her cigarette in her mouth while telling the cop to kiss her ass.
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#9
03-23-2007, 02:00 PM
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Do you know why I stopped you?
Because you couldn't get a job at the post office to tell me I need another stamp on my letter?
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#10
03-23-2007, 02:31 PM
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You are not going to look in the trunk are you?
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#12
03-23-2007, 03:56 PM
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Wel...
These, for the most part, are pretty humorous.
As far as “Worst things to say to a Policeman” are concerned. I was thinking more down the lines of: “Well F*** You !! - Ya Pig !!” -or maybe- “Eat Lead Porky !!” (while reaching under the seat) -or maybe- “How ironic - You’re a pig, and I pork’d your wife last night.” Those would be pretty bad things to say to a policeman. And, not funny at all.
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#13
03-23-2007, 04:41 PM
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hellllloooooo osifer
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#14
03-23-2007, 05:14 PM
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"Hang on a second I need to move my gun and this kilo to get to the registration."
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#15
03-23-2007, 05:16 PM
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When I got pulled over I just said
" How you doin"...
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