I feel like pranking someone...

Last week the baggers shrink wrapped a cashiers car.. but they sucked.. they used the stuff from off the shelf.. and It was one roll..


I... have a industrial roll for stretch wrapping pallets... 18" by 2000' ... Maybe I'll show them how its done .. mwhhahaha pics will follow!!!!.. soon as I figure out when to do it..

Do you have one of those big box crushers in the back? When I was pissed off one day at the )(&()**() in back I threw two gallons of milk in it. Made an awsome mess.

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We do.. but like we cant put stuff in it that isnt cardboard or we dont get as much $$ for the bale..


I want to put cans of ez squeeze cheese in it... but the milk thing sounds fun... maybe when I decide to quit ill just go all out..



When you quit a job and the boss is a dick.. throw glitter on him as soon as he walks in to start his day.. and make sure its a busy day so he cant leave and attempt to even think about removing the glitter.. It wont come off even if you shower ... its a pita to remove... man its funny

You need to get the stuff for protecting floors from the paint section at the hardware store. It's clear and sticky and 24" wide.

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Order Gay pride magazines delivered to work in that persons name.

"Hire" a hooker to visit the managers office wearing a tutu.

If you really want to get fired put flyers in all of the carts with a pic of the manager stating he's a sex offender and is wanted by local police.

Best prank I've ever pulled:

Chain of 25 oxyacetylene balloons on 1 long slow fuse in a guy's dry pool the night before mid terms

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1981 Mercedes-Benz 300SD | Rear ended, retired in garage.
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Excessive speeding? It ain't excessive till I redline!

get 4 people together, and completely park somebody in... park VERY closly.

Or put a bigazz zip tie around somebodys axle... FWAPFAWPFWAPFWAP

~Nate

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We can't either, grad two gallons of milk chuck them in and hit the down button. Then leave and play dumb.

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cant throw milk in the thing and leave.. I cant leave the key in the thing..

I found shipping wrap on ebay for like 25$ shipped to my door... 15" wide 1500' long.. if my neighbor doesnt get any soon ill buy some of that and go at it.. ebay.. so useful

The hell's your imagination Sport?

Hire 2 "trannies"from the "erotic services"section of craigslist to show up asking for him by name,make sure you're clean ass outta there when the ***** hits the fan.

There are,of course other more subtle ways of humiliating an A-hole boss,ask me how I know sometime.
Use your imagination so you are not directly involved,be discreet and above all be vindictive!!!!

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Let a small live crab loose in the car, it'll crawl to a small inaccessible space and die, and after a week it will be noticed.

Crickets are real cheap in pet stores. Let some loose in his car.

Vaseline or mace on the door handles.

Black shoe polish smoothly applied to black telephone ear piece.:fork_off:

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1967 Mercury Cougar, 49k

2013 Jaguar XF, 20k <----340 hp Supercharged, All Wheel Drive (sold)

Sheesh! April Fool's has come and gone and this thread just NOW shows up!???

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In the past I would post ads in the men seeking men section of newspapers listing contact info with provacotive tones, having these guys call my friends at work and on there cell phones was priceless. Especially since I worked with one of the guys I pulled this prank on. This guy had a habit of answering and placing calls on speaker. I remeber I described one friend as a long haired blonde Lorenzo Lamas looking for his Renegade or even Bobby Sixkiller. In another paper I described him as athletic and a WWE fan with looks matching Golddust with long flowing blonde hair... Good times!!!!!

A buddy and I would list peoples houses for sale for really cheap prices, or sell cars that were really in demand for really cheap and list the persons contact info we were messing with. The phone would ring off the hook.

in college we put saran wrap on the toilet seat and put the seat down, when the drunk guys came home and used the toilet the back spash was pretty funny...then one time some friends got me back real good i was out partying and when i got back someone put shaving cream on my pillow....drunk trying to clean shaving cream off your face at 3:00a.m. is very funny.

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Penny The Door - This works when the door opens INTO the room. When the victim is asleep, you have one long-legged guy press the bottom of the door (while it's closed and locked) and another guy stacks pennies between the door and frame. When you think it's tight enough, have Mr. Long-legs release and the pressure of the door, bending back towards the frame will jamb the pennies between it and the frame. Now, when the vic. gets up to take a "break," he won't be able to turn the knob because of the pressure on the latch. Most times, someone has to press the bottom of the door to get the pennies to drop out and release/relieve the victim. All those laughs for just a few cents.

Limburger Cowl - You've really got to hate someone REALLY bad to even try this stunt. Buy a "brick" of Limburger cheese, then take it and "stuff it" into the cowl area (in front of the windshield) and into the fresh-air intake. The cheese will get weird (As if it wasn't already!) in the heat of the day, night, whatever. As the victim starts his commute, a-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h...the smell of the da*ned will waft (sp?) through the automobile....

Enjoy the revenge...

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