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Old 06-14-2007, 03:27 PM
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Nine Words Women Use

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying *@!# YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
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Old 06-14-2007, 03:32 PM
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That's great, Kuan. I would have to say it DOES apply to MOST of the women I know. Most, but not all.

That one I once asked, "Are you mad at me?" before I knew her as well as I do now. Her answer: "Oh, when I'm mad at you, YOU'LL know it, buster!" She wasn't kidding, either. I find her to be a refreshing alternative to all the rest.
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Old 06-14-2007, 03:49 PM
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That's great, Kuan. I would have to say it DOES apply to MOST of the women I know. Most, but not all.

That one I once asked, "Are you mad at me?" before I knew her as well as I do now. Her answer: "Oh, when I'm mad at you, YOU'LL know it, buster!" She wasn't kidding, either. I find her to be a refreshing alternative to all the rest.
An ex GF of mine was asked that question. Her answer was "Not yet. Give me time. I'm working up a good "mad""
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Kuan, if you keep changing that avatar, you'll never recognize yourself.
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Old 06-14-2007, 03:55 PM
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I hate that "what's the matter?"

Answer: Nothing.

"Then why are you crying?"

Answer: Nevermind, it's nothing.
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Old 06-14-2007, 06:35 PM
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"Just" is the low cal, diet word for women.

as in

" I'll just have small fries with that cheesburger."
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Old 06-14-2007, 10:13 PM
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Only one phrase I need to use that covers all nine:

1. EXCUSE ME?
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Old 06-14-2007, 11:06 PM
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1.) The

2.) Kid

3.) Is

4.) Not

5.) Yours

6.) So

7.) Don't

8.) Bother

9.) Us...
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You forgot the 10th word,,, NO,,,, but does she really mean YES?
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