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Tequila
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila. Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila. Tequila may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister. |
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And your name is whiskeydan?
May be a change to Tequilacan??
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Once saw a "girl friend" take off all her clothes, run out the front door shouting "I'm going back to South Carolina".
One of the many side effects of Tequila. I was banned from the neighborhood. "WhiskeyDan"??? Long story involving five women and a bottle of Ezra Brooks. Not sure why that memory popped up when I registered here. Diesel fumes perhaps... A nice cab is my drug these days. |
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Wasn't a pretty sight with me chasing.
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Back in my single days, my brother, the gal I was dating and I sat in my apartment and drank shots of tequila with salt and since we lacked limes used pink grapefruit as a biting object.
We were woke up by my brother howling at the rising sun. Last time I ever drank it much on purpose! Tom W
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[SIGPIC] Diesel loving autocrossing grandpa Architect. 08 Dodge 3/4 ton with Cummins & six speed; I have had about 35 benzes. I have a 39 Studebaker Coupe Express pickup in which I have had installed a 617 turbo and a five speed manual.[SIGPIC] ..I also have a 427 Cobra replica with an aluminum chassis. |
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Damn Volvo 260 threw a timing chain. I was left to "date" on the back of a Yamaha 650. Tequila gal hung on 'til we reached my house. Then she whips out the bottle, takes the worm and pauses...
Next I know the screen door slams... she's off. Damn Volvo. |
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