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Old 06-15-2007, 05:12 PM
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Carma Sutra

http://www.autoblog.com/2007/01/24/carma-sutra-learn-to-love-in-your-lamborghini/


A must have for car and poon enthusiast.
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Old 06-15-2007, 10:33 PM
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Old 06-15-2007, 11:13 PM
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Old 06-15-2007, 11:49 PM
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Hey are you "the don" or Glen Quagmire?

BTW, the Volvo V70 is listed among the "best cars" to do the "deed."

Guess who drives a V70 bought for her by her Dad????

My 19 yo daughter, that's who.

I am taking the V70 away and buying her an ultra-ultra-ultra subcompact, maybe an A car.
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Old 06-15-2007, 11:56 PM
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Hey are you "the don" or Glen Quagmire?
I was also given the nick name of quagmire because I can impersonate his voice very well...
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Old 06-16-2007, 06:25 AM
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Hey are you "the don" or Glen Quagmire?

BTW, the Volvo V70 is listed among the "best cars" to do the "deed."

Guess who drives a V70 bought for her by her Dad????

My 19 yo daughter, that's who.

I am taking the V70 away and buying her an ultra-ultra-ultra subcompact, maybe an A car.
Boy, one certainly looks at things differently once one has daughters of his own. Eh, Ernesto? Cars, too, I guess.
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Old 06-16-2007, 06:38 AM
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For those who are afraid to click its PG at best, you know the old Porsche advertisment "Porsche, you can't get laid in one, but you can the second you get out"



Remember back in November we brought you a story of a naughty teenager, his teacher and his teacher's husband's 911? We expressed great skepticism about their ability to have sex in such a small car. Even when some readers claimed to have accomplished the feat themselves, we didn't believe.

But now for those of us with too little imagination, bodies that no longer move in those ways, and fear of having photos turn up on the Internets, there is an instruction manual for car lovers who want to love in their cars.

"Carma Sutra's" 82 pages cover just about every conceivable concept of conceiving in a car. It covers the basics like avoiding gearshifts and seatbelts, but also goes into detail about the best (Lincoln Town Car, Volvo V70) and worst (Honda Insight, Ford GT) cars for these sorts of things. It doesn't merely offer lists of cars, it gives detailed instructions (just like we asked for) on what goes where with helpful, easy to follow diagrams. Some positions look fairly easy (back of a limo) but others (motorcycle seat, a Miata, the aforementioned Insight) are only for the advanced and double-jointed. It might (it also might not) make a great Valentines' Day gift for your fellow car lover. Oh, the most interesting position the book suggests? In the spacious trunk of the Ford 500. Maybe that's why sales are picking up.
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Old 06-16-2007, 07:55 AM
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I managed to consummate some feverish urges a couple of times with a sweet thing in my Bimmer with the front seat reclined and it was better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick but my van with the mattress in the back is a whole lot better.

One time with a small lady (5'0") in the back seat of my old Dodge Omni, better than I would have thought and much better than the front seat of a Bimmer, my small one with Recaro seats, anyway.
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Old 06-16-2007, 01:53 PM
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Some positions look fairly easy (back of a limo) but others (motorcycle seat, a Miata, the aforementioned Insight) are only for the advanced and double-jointed.
Bah - neither advanced nor double jointed here, still managed (and enjoyed tremendously) a Miata encounter. On Route 66 .
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Old 06-16-2007, 06:04 PM
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I managed to consummate some feverish urges a couple of times with a sweet thing in my Bimmer with the front seat reclined and it was better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick but my van with the mattress in the back is a whole lot better.

One time with a small lady (5'0") in the back seat of my old Dodge Omni, better than I would have thought and much better than the front seat of a Bimmer, my small one with Recaro seats, anyway.
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Why, oh why, am I hearing Sammy Johns' "Chevy Van" song in my head as I read this thread...
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Old 06-16-2007, 11:44 PM
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I have that book, I bought it at an adult entertainment store, in Phoenix, Az. Not too long ago. It's pretty funny, especially some of the names of the positions, etc.

I suggest, making the investment. The only things I don't like about it, is that all/most of the vehicles in it, are current, brand new ones. They don't do much for older cars in there, except for the 56/57 T-Bird page.

They need to make the book in a glove box size also. The thing is not huge, but it's too big for the Glove box.
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