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Old 06-17-2007, 01:03 PM
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What, Me Worry?
 
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I almost shot coffee out of my nose! (Joke)

A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation, lost his wallet and all identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempts to make his way home but is stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border.

"May I see your identification, please?" asks the agent.

"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replies the guy.

"Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," says the agent.

"But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaims. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one butt cheek and George Bush on the other."

"This I gotta see," replies the agent.

With that, he drops his pants and shows the agent.

"By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent. "Have a safe trip back to Boston."

"Thanks!" he says. "But how did you know I was from Boston?"

The agent replies, "I recognized Ted Kennedy in the middle".
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Old 06-17-2007, 01:09 PM
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Moderating, Eh?
 
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Nice.
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Old 06-17-2007, 01:37 PM
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cookie crumbs on the screen....thanks that was great.
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Old 06-17-2007, 02:20 PM
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