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Man disguised as tree robs bank
So, people weren't suspicous when they saw a moving tree?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070708/ap_on_fe_st/odd_leafy_robber
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Was he a Larch?
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Another moron who'll spend 15 yrs in prison for $1500.
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He thought he could just load up his trunk at the branch office and leave.
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You should make like a scab and flake off, and then go and and put that remark in the "miserable puns thread"
More miserable puns
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Hey, he was broke and needed the cash. Money doesn't grow on trees.
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oh you are good! easier than carrying around a trunk load of cash.
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Quote:
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What a sap! A real son of a birch!
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Is he originally from ... Oakland?
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I heard he was the size of a Redwood.....
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The fruit doesn't fall far from the tree.
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...then he just leaves.
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Damn peanut gallery in here.
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peanuts are legumes.. this guy is a apple (hold your tongue and say apple)
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