Apparently they have run out of pedophile priests to shuffle around between parishes.

Where’s the THOU SHALL NOT SPEED or the THOU SHALT USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL TO INDICATE LANE CHANGES OR, FOR THAT MATTER, THAT YOU INTEND TO TURN or, even better, the THOU SHALT ALLOW A SAFE DISTANCE BETWEEN YOUR CAR AND THE ONE IN FRONT OF YOU AT HIGH SPEEDS AND IN BAD WEATHER OR SO HELP ME ME I’LL SMITE YOUR DUMB ASS WITH THE BIGGEST BOLT OF LIGHTENING YOU’VE EVER SEEN?

Instead we get a carefully worded attempt to tell others not to drive drunk when it should say THOU SHALL NOT DRIVE DRUNK YOU SELFISH DICK. The commandments make their God sound like a puss or something and no one’s going to listen to commandments from a puss.

Thats understandable.

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1999 SL500
1969 280SE
2023 Ram 1500
2007 Tiara 3200

The vatican writing a new edict on proper behavior....what we should and should not purchase,I guess their running out of donations for the lawyer fund.

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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process."
2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL

Makes sense. If you spend your money on Ferrari's that means less money for the collection plate.

Sorry God......

I spent my donation this year on a shiny new Ferrari. I hope you dont mind....

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-Justin

91 560 SEC AMG - other dogs dd
01 Honda S2000 - dogs dd
07 MB ML320 CDI - dd
16 Lexus IS250 - wifes dd

it's automatic.

Someone should ask Benedict to clarify how being a member of the Hitler Youth compares to Ferrari ownership on the sin-scale.

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Jonathan

2011 Mazda2
2000 E320 4Matic Wagon
1994 C280 (retired)

The kids did not have much of a choice - serve or die.