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Old 06-25-2007, 10:11 PM
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Ever thing about opening a brothel?

In Nevada of course. Why not? Build a nice building, hire some help, the girls are independent contractors, you take half of they earn. A hundred girls, a thousand a night, that's 50k a night for you. You can't lose.

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Old 06-25-2007, 10:13 PM
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I might open one up in Germany - the beer is better.
(Which is about all I could afford after taxes)
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Old 06-25-2007, 10:14 PM
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people are alla' time tryin' tafock yer employees.

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Old 06-25-2007, 10:19 PM
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Well, Yes, but I suppose it's going both ways, especially for the prices at those "Legal" Nevada locations. I've gone to them, and spent more in a night, than I have on many of my cars individually/Whatever.. Lotta fun though. Just wish it were legal everywhere, so that prices go down, girls go down, and locations can become a lot more accessable.
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Old 06-25-2007, 10:31 PM
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You don't want it legal everywhere man. Very soon you'll have Walmart getting into the game.
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Old 06-25-2007, 10:38 PM
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Uh guys, .... Poon is legal everywhere, and free.
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Old 06-25-2007, 10:40 PM
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Uh guys, .... Poon is legal everywhere, and free.
Amen brother.
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Old 06-25-2007, 10:45 PM
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Uh guys, .... Poon is legal everywhere, and free.

Problem is.. some "LOOSERS" ....have to "PAY FOR IT".... ...
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Old 06-25-2007, 11:12 PM
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Uh guys, .... Poon is legal everywhere, and free.
You pay for it somehow.
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Old 06-25-2007, 11:14 PM
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You don't want it legal everywhere man. Very soon you'll have Walmart getting into the game.
So, What's your problem with *** girls..?
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Old 06-25-2007, 11:15 PM
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Problem is.. some "LOOSERS" ....have to "PAY FOR IT".... ...
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That's LOSERS'....
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Old 06-25-2007, 11:15 PM
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So, What's your problem with Mexican girls..?
They're all Catholic?

They all have a brother named Jesus.
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Old 06-25-2007, 11:16 PM
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You pay for it somehow.
Which is precisely why they say, "If it flies, floats, or F***s, then rent it"
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Old 06-25-2007, 11:18 PM
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If Walmart get's into the game, the girls might cost less, but they would only be paid 20%, and have a co-pay on their health insurance. Probably have a time limit too, and would get penalized for taking too long with a customer.
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Old 06-25-2007, 11:20 PM
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If Walmart get's into the game, the girls might cost less, but they would only be paid 20%, and have a co-pay on their health insurance. Probably have a time limit too, and would get penalized for taking too long with a customer.
But they'll hand you a smiley Walmart sticker when you leave. That's worth at least something.

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