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If your Benz ran a "Singles Ad"
If your MB ran it's own singles ad - How would it read?
Single, Long Legged SDL Born in '86, with really nice body, sleek round classic styling, perky set of euro lights, and a killer rack! Just got new rubber! - Seeks younger diesel for possible late night, discrete engine swaping... If all of the parts fit just right, a possible long-term relationship may develop.
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BENZ THERE DONE THAThttp://www.peachparts.com/shopforum/...c/progress.gif 15 VW Passat TDI 00 E420 98 E300 DT 97 E420 Donor Car - NEED PARTS? PM ME! 97 S500 97 E300D 86 Holden Jackaroo Turbo D 86 300SDL (o\|/o) |
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SL600
Single, topless dancer, good body, fast on its feet, blue eyes, german descent, hi-performance low profile rubber. Lookin for something Italian.
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"Geriatric, but I start up fast and can keep up without Viagra..." this is creepy.
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Ol' Reliable.
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She can wrap her legs around you like a well worn tire. Oh wait this one is about my car.
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Moderator, this thread should be merged with the 'naming your car thread.'
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* * -- Paul W. (The Benzadmiral) ('03 Buick Park Avenue, charcoal/cream) Formerly: '97 C230, smoke silver/parchment; '86 420SEL, anthracite/light grey; '84 280CE (W123), dark blue/palomino Last edited by Benzadmiral; 05-04-2006 at 10:38 AM. |
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Singles ad? Mais, non --
My C230 is celibate. (Except for every ten days or so, when it hooks up with the premium pump.)
But if it decided to post on myspace: "Cute little palomino filly, petite but high-performing, low-maintenance (well most of the time lol) but fun (always), seeks old-fashioned strong guy to steer me in the right direction and shift my gears himself. No rusty junkers need apply. Feed me right, lube me when I drop the hint (omg), and listen to me purr. You can take me anywhere (even snow, lol). Treat me like a princess !!!!$#$#!!!" -- JenW202
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* * -- Paul W. (The Benzadmiral) ('03 Buick Park Avenue, charcoal/cream) Formerly: '97 C230, smoke silver/parchment; '86 420SEL, anthracite/light grey; '84 280CE (W123), dark blue/palomino |
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Black, long, hard as steel, and wanting to drive into your garage.
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Thank You! Fred 2009 ML350 2004 SL600 2004 SL500 1996 SL600 2002 SLK32 2005 CLK320 cabrio 2003 ML350 1997 C280 Sport |
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Sleek, sexy, polished, and on the prowl.
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1982 300D. Been around the block a few times (literally), has experimented with B20, doesn't want to go any further unless it's with the right equipment.
Running synthetic motor and transmission oil, but you wouldn't know unless I told ya. Seeks other single MB, preferably a big LWB W140 to cuddle up with in the garage and make my turbo scream when we're together. Those S350s and 300SD with bent rods and poser S280s with V12 badges need not apply.
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'81 MB 300SD, '82 MB 300D Turbo (sold/RIP), '04 Lincoln Town Car Ultimate Sooner or later every car falls apart, ours does it later! -German Narrator in a MB Promotion Film about the then brand new W123. |
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After all I've given my cars, they best not post a singles ad!!!Ungrateful wretches.
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380SE looking for...?
I have an ugly face and lumpy square body. I don't cook or clean, but I will try to take all your money unless you show me lots of love and attention. I am blue for you. Please call me.
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Hi! My name is Sybill. For a good time call: 1-800-367-6372
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Never a dull moment at Berry Hill Farm. Last edited by R Leo; 05-05-2006 at 02:53 PM. |
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for the 300...
Single female with baggage and a blue disposition. I'll let you inside me but sometimes its a rough ride. For my age I'm still a winner and all the boys think I'm a fancy piece. But I am not a cheap date. for the clk... I'm a sleek, sexy high maintenance *****. Please don't ride me too hard or I'll get irritated. I'll impress your friends and drain your bank account. sexual inuendo abound...
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