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The bad advice thread
Anyone ever receive bad advice? Like ridiculous advice? Here's one I got when I was about 13.
If you're gonna race, make sure you stop smoking about a week before the event. You'll be fine.
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If you think that's a hornet's nest, stick your arm inside it and feel aaround.
No, I never actually got that as advice, but it's what popped into my head when I read the name of this thread.
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A good deal of the medical advice around here is pretty bad.
Q: "There's blood coming out of my ear, what should I do" A: "Just ice it for a few hours"
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Sell Apple.
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If you want to see if the socket is live just stick your finger in it.
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like always pull towards yourself when breaking
loose bolts with a breaker bar. george |
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Put your tongue on this here battery to test to make sure its good..
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Go with Betamax . . . the picture quality is a winner.
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Changing oil is just a waste of time and money!
Save the environment. Tom W
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[SIGPIC] Diesel loving autocrossing grandpa Architect. 08 Dodge 3/4 ton with Cummins & six speed; I have had about 35 benzes. I have a 39 Studebaker Coupe Express pickup in which I have had installed a 617 turbo and a five speed manual.[SIGPIC] ..I also have a 427 Cobra replica with an aluminum chassis. |
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A quote from Henry Ford when Volkswagen was offered for sale just after WW2:
"I don't think what we're being offered here is worth a damm"...
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2009 ML350 (106K) - Family vehicle 2001 CLK430 Cabriolet (80K) - Wife's car 2005 BMW 645CI (138K) - My daily driver 2016 Mustang (32K) - Daughter's car |
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Yea, people appreciate good music... you should produce a music festival at your place.
www.beanstock.org |
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Use a bigger screwdriver.
Off-Topic - Tom W, when did you start to use caps?
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Ah, That'll buff right out.
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A rattlesnake won't bite you if you stop it's rattle.
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poison oak/ivy is great campfire starting material
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