Texas Rules

[E150GT]

just thought I'd say so.

[G-Benz]

Are these rules to follow while in Texas?

[POS]

Rule 1: Stay out of the left lane, please.
Rule 2: Stay out of the left lane, please.
Rule 3: Stay out of the left lane, please.
Rule 4: Stay out of the left lane, please.
Rule 5: Stay out of the left lane, please.
Rule 6: Stay out of the left lane, please.
Rule 7: Stay out of the left lane, please.
Rule 8: Stay out of the left lane, please.
Rule 9: Stay out of the left lane, please.
Rule 10: Stay out of the left lane, please.

Oh yeah, Don't Mess with Texas (sorry, required by law to say that).

[R Leo]

Originally Posted by POS

Rule 1: Stay out of the left lane, please.
Rule 2: Stay out of the left lane, please.
Rule 3: Stay out of the left lane, please.
Rule 4: Stay out of the left lane, please.
Rule 5: Stay out of the left lane, please.
Rule 6: Stay out of the left lane, please.
Rule 7: Stay out of the left lane, please.
Rule 8: Stay out of the left lane, please.
Rule 9: Stay out of the left lane, please.
Rule 10: Stay out of the left lane, please.

Oh yeah, Don't Mess with Texas (sorry, required by law to say that).

Rule 11: Welcome to Texas, now go back where you came from.

[G-Benz]

Originally Posted by POS

Rule 1: Stay out of the left lane, please.
Rule 2: Stay out of the left lane, please.
Rule 3: Stay out of the left lane, please.
Rule 4: Stay out of the left lane, please.
Rule 5: Stay out of the left lane, please.
Rule 6: Stay out of the left lane, please.
Rule 7: Stay out of the left lane, please.
Rule 8: Stay out of the left lane, please.
Rule 9: Stay out of the left lane, please.
Rule 10: Stay out of the left lane, please.

Either there are a lot of visitors on the Texas highways, or the natives violate this rule constantly!

[POS]

Originally Posted by G-Benz

Either there are a lot of visitors on the Texas highways, or the natives violate this rule constantly!

By "natives", you'd be referrring to our wives and the Mexicans.

[ada1726]

The reason for the above advise is that Texans are really far to the right and so it is hard to tell, when driving, just where you are.
Just look for the 'Bush' stickers and follow close behind. It shouldn't hurt.
Jambo17

[TheDon]

I was in Texas. I heard everything is bigger in texas.. Well I saw nothing of large size. It all seemed the same .. the only big thing is the lie and perhaps the customers at the Jack in the Box

[POS]

Wait until it takes you 12 hours just to cross the state...

[Whiskeydan]

I have a few BIG stickers on the back of my BIG one ton farm truck that I seldom drive in the left lane.

"Bush been lyin"

"Stop mad coybow disease"

"When in doubt, start a war"


BTW, Last time I drove across the state line I noticed the sign "Welcome to Texas, proud home of George W Bush."

The word "proud" had been crossed out.

[R Leo]

Originally Posted by TheDon

I was in Texas. I heard everything is bigger in texas.. Well I saw nothing of large size. It all seemed the same ..

Next time you come back there'll be a big jackass in Texas. You can bet on it.

[Hatterasguy]

Texas, Texas, oh yeah thats in that part of the country you fly over when going to LA right?

You mean there is something between the east coast and west coast?

[dacia]

Originally Posted by E150GT

"Texas Rules "-just thought I'd say so.

What are you, a friggin 15 year old?

Alex

[t walgamuth]

Originally Posted by Whiskeydan

I have a few BIG stickers on the back of my BIG one ton farm truck that I seldom drive in the left lane.

"Bush been lyin"

"Stop mad coybow disease"

"When in doubt, start a war"


BTW, Last time I drove across the state line I noticed the sign "Welcome to Texas, proud home of George W Bush."

The word "proud" had been crossed out.

It is good to hear there are some folks in Texas that think that way, too.

Tom W

[E150GT]

Originally Posted by dacia

What are you, a friggin 15 year old?

Alex

No. Are you?