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Lipstick Problem in School
Reprinted from who knows where.
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Top flight! First rate!
After a nice supper, two old women went into the kitchen, leaving their husbands to chat. One fellow said, "We went to a great restaurant last night." "Oh, what's it's name?" asked the other one. "Oh, what's that red flower . . . ." "Carnation?" "No, the other one . . ." "Poppy?" "No, the one with thorns!" "Oh, you mean rose?" "Yeah, that's it. (hollers) Rose! What was the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"
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Nice!
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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process." 2012 SLK 350 1987 420 SEL |
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Reminds me of a story at work. A guy I used to work with would snatch your lunch if you went home sick and left your lunch. He did this to me one day until I told him I spit in my lunch.....he never did it again.
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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process." 2012 SLK 350 1987 420 SEL Last edited by Mistress; 07-06-2007 at 11:37 AM. |
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Better he snatch your lunch than the other way around, right?
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Aklim, shame on you! You have such a dirty mind. . . . That's what I was thinking.
I once saw a guy on the subway with a button on his coat that said "I snatch kisses and vice versa." I've laughed about that a lot since then.
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baloney! I've read enough of your posts to know that you think a lot like I do . . .
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It could happen tho, right? Not probable but certainly possible.
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