Practical Jokes
 

I'm sitting here waiting for the Cable Guy to show up and thought I'd start a thread to two. Have you got good practical joke you'd like to share? Here's mine.

1. This works well in college. Put saran wrap around the bowl of the toilet and put the seat down.

2. Put shaving cream on someone's pillow.

3. Short sheet a bed.

4. Partially unplug the handset of a landline phone.

This reminded me of the time Kramer got mad at the cable guy and kept HIM waiting for not showing up when he was supposed to be there.

Campers putting another sleeping camper's hand in warm water to make him/her pee in their sleeping bag. I can't actually remember if I participated in this activity, but I used to hear people talking about it all the time.

*** Will you take this bed with your lawfully wedded... ***
 

Our wedding night...

Expected the water-bed to be short-sheeted (Her brother and my brother - both were in the wedding party :wacky: :wacky:)

Started in...

...no short-sheeting...

BUT, down by our toes...






These "little - crawly - things!!!" :eek: :scream:

The two of us flew out from under those sheets (satin of course) like chit-from-a-pair-of-geese... (:mad: "Xs 2")


Turned on the light...expecting to find either ants or cockroaches or some species of nature that wasn't suppose to be in the house....

Instead, found...












































1/4 cup, uncooked, white rice. (:confused: "Xs 2")





(In the dark, it just didn't feel right...IT MOVED!!! (or so the two of us thought they did... (:o "Xs 2)))

Spent the next half-hour (naked of course...) cleaning up white rice (on a water bed, w/satin sheets, those little buggers DO MOVE!)...



THANK YOU VERY MUCH that at least it wasn't powered sugar! :rolleyes: :laugh3:

My best trick was to get even with the freshmen on the hall who would incessantly make an ungodly racket until 1:00 a.m..........preventing any sleep.

On Saturday night, after their drunken asses fell into bed, I'd get a pack of firecrackers and tape the fuses to a lit cigarette. Then, I'd slide the entire affair carefully under the door of the most egregious perpetrator.

Go back to room and slumber off back to sleep...........

..........about 10 minutes later all hell breaks loose............funny as hell.........

1) Rubber band on the kitchen sink sprayer.
2) Pack a hair dryer with flour.
3) Run an ad in the bargain paper Free _____ just show up at _________.
4) Run an ad Xbox 360 $150 w 3 games call xxx-xxxx (buddy's number).

Bargain papers are great, just send a money order or even cash.

Me and a buddy of mine had an old stop sign and pole sitting around. We decided one night we'd get a bag of quickcrete and a post hole digger from my garage. We went out in front of his house, and transplanted the sign on the right hand side of the road, (within sight) right in the middle of a straight away. People here are so law abiding around her they would stop for it. Eventually the geniuses that worked for the city found out that it had been put there. It was still a good month in a half of laughing at people though.
-Zach

Boy Scout trick: Pee in a can and stick it in somebody else's campfire.