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What do you do when the doctor says you have a year to live?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZvm5H4F-aA&mode=related&search=
Surf trains! Not bad, not bad at all.
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Apparently he didn't have leukemia,,, that was just BS,,,,he's alive and perfectly healthy (not in the brain though).
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Yeah, so is Jim Morrison right...?
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If I had a year I'd sell my house,buy a Lambo,pick up snake-handling chicks who don't wear panties and get a lakefront dive in which to perpetuate my daily debauches.
Oh,I suppose I'd need a towtruck for my Bentley Arnage winter beater,can't trust that Lucas Prince of darkness thing.
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A year to live?
I'd go hang out with Carleton; sounds like he's got the right idea.
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Travel a lot to Europe, the Caribbean - I'd take my 4 and 2 year old boys and just relax and have fun. Oh yeah, I'd take a lot of pictures and video so they could watch it later.
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Usually if you have a year to live, your health (and ability to do fun things) is failing precipitously. I would do all the travel I can and then make sure to have unfettered access to all drugs, and then arrange a comfy place to be when I say goodbye.
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You left out the pantieless chicks to sit on your face so you can be shielded from the harsh light.
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Time to grow that moustache!
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I'd hang out with Carleton, that sounds like a good idea.
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I can't watch the video- i am at work but I'd ask the doctor if he was still gonna bill me!
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Hopped a (cargo) train to get out of a ten mile hike in boy scouts one time. Thought it moved real slow since I had only observed it in town. When we got close to the trail terminus, the ****er was going probably 35 or so and we had to jump off. I was bruised but ok but my buddy broke both of his wrists and an ankle. Had plenty of splaining to do that afternoon
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Just don't pay them, so they give you more time..
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WOW...you actually wrote something funny that did not include mention of your Lambo, your AMG, your cache of weapons or your sexual escapades.
There is hope for you yet.
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