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08-10-2007, 05:12 AM
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Vasectomy, the home game?
 Testicle Surgery Mystifies Police August 7th, 2007 @ 3:10pm ST. PAUL, Minn. (AP) - When conventional medical professionals refused to remove a 62-year-old local man's testicles, police said he turned to mysterious "professionals" to relieve what he called chronic pain. Now police want to find the fly-by-night surgeons. "I have never in my life seen anything quite like that," said St. Paul police spokesman Tom Walsh. According to a search warrant affidavit filed Monday, the man complained of chronic pain and turned to conventional medical personnel to remove his testicles. When they refused, the 62-year-old man said he hired other "professionals" to do the surgery. He would not tell officers who they were, saying he didn't want to get them into trouble. Police said a couple of weeks ago, two or three people operated on the man in his home. He was unconscious. When he woke up, his testicles were gone. So were his "professionals." His groin area was bleeding heavily, so he called his daughter. She called for help. Police found an improvised operating room in the man's house, with bright lights, an apparent operating table, a camera and various medical supplies and equipment. There was also blood in several rooms of the house.
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08-10-2007, 01:28 PM
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OK, reading that just plain hurt.
There are, however, people (mostly men--women are too smart to do stupid things like this) who get their sexual thrills by being mutilated. Most prefer a simple amputation, like maybe a digit. Others go further and engage in sexual mutilation, including castration. It sounds like this old guy may have been into the eunuch game. If he was really suffering from testicular pain, I sincerely doubt that no doctor would offer to help him. Apparenlty he just wanted to get his rocks off--literally! A few years ago in San Diego there was a "ring" of men who were into this wholesome and fun hobby. The ring was busted when one of the "volunteers" bled to death.  I am not one to pass judgment but all I can say is: :wtf:
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08-10-2007, 01:30 PM
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"If thy hand offend thee, cut if off."
Many an early Christian priest followed the advice. The first canon of Nicea forbid the ordination of castrated men to stop the practice.
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08-10-2007, 01:33 PM
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Incidentally, have you seen the banner ads at the bottom of this page? It is amazing how they can do tie-ins to whatver webpage you are reading. 
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08-10-2007, 01:36 PM
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08-10-2007, 01:41 PM
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08-10-2007, 01:59 PM
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But try this. Type "testicular pain," "castration," or "eunuch" and see what the ads might be. I think it goes by whatever you're typing. Well, I tried it, and I all I got were ads for A/C repair. Oh well. Maybe somoene else knows how this works. 
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08-10-2007, 02:02 PM
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All will be answered: http://testyfesty.com/
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08-10-2007, 02:28 PM
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access denied, have to wait til i get home.
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08-10-2007, 03:05 PM
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Somebody else here put a link to that on here once, I think. It's gross and disgusting, but very funny nonetheless.
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08-10-2007, 05:10 PM
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He could've saved himself a few dollars and just wrapped a tight rubber band around his jewels....eventually, they would've fallen off. (hopefully not at the grocery store)
Then again, maybe he just needed to switch from boxers to briefs.
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