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09-25-2007, 02:11 PM
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greatest conversation between myself and a customer
ok.. it is 9:45, store closes in 15 minutes.
the customer is like sooooo trashed on a mixture of drugs customer : dude.. where do you keep..... the toast me: toast? you mean like... toast.. toast customer : yea man.. frign toast man me: oh you want some pre-toast customer : pre-toast.. wtf - man? me: (brings him some pre-toast) you need a toaster too, bro? customer : nah man... I am... 
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09-25-2007, 02:12 PM
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That sounds like lines from a Cheech and Chong movie. Stuff like that keeps your job more interesting, eh?
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09-25-2007, 04:37 PM
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pre toast is any bread before toast.
wonderbread is the good stuff... now Sara Lee bread.. that chit is twice rapped... I do not want an extra step between me and sandwhich
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09-25-2007, 04:43 PM
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09-25-2007, 04:43 PM
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A little pre-toast reading...
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09-25-2007, 04:48 PM
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This is the kind of thread that makes my day. Good stuff!
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09-25-2007, 05:30 PM
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"Hey man, where you been? I been trying to reach you on the phone all day, man"
"Onna phone?" "Yeah man, I been trying to reach you all day!" "Oh wow man....I aint gotta phone" "oh...that could be why I had the trouble"
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09-25-2007, 05:54 PM
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Perhaps he just needed a 32oz bag of Doritos?
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09-25-2007, 05:57 PM
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Doritos are on sale this week.. I think.. BOGO!
Mitch Hedberg joke time "I saw this wino eating grapes and he said you have to wait!"
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09-25-2007, 06:34 PM
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"Do you sell individually wrapped cashews???" - Mitch Hedburg
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09-25-2007, 07:56 PM
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Yeah I love the 15 minute before closing wasted crowed. They are fun to mess with!
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09-25-2007, 11:36 PM
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