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Old 10-10-2007, 06:27 PM
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Funny T Shirt Help Requested

My 12 yo son needs to make up a funny T shirt. PG rated.

Suggestions?

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Old 10-10-2007, 06:29 PM
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Old 10-10-2007, 06:36 PM
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Old 10-10-2007, 06:37 PM
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I just image googled "funny t-shirt" and most of the examples are rated R-->X

What's the context?
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Old 10-10-2007, 07:07 PM
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I always thought a t-shirt that said "Nietzsche is Dead..." -God would be great, maybe I'll get one eventually...
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Old 10-10-2007, 08:07 PM
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http://www.plan59.com/av/av518.htm
http://www.plan59.com/av/av515.htm
http://www.plan59.com/av/av325.htm
http://www.plan59.com/av/av387.htm

and my favorite...
http://www.plan59.com/av/av446a.htm


Even if you don't use them for this, it's a great site to look at.
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Old 10-10-2007, 08:21 PM
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Old 10-10-2007, 08:40 PM
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Sorry I can't think of anything under PG13.
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Old 10-10-2007, 09:06 PM
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Make the first line large, and the rest in near fine print.
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Old 10-10-2007, 10:02 PM
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Old 10-11-2007, 02:23 AM
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This is WAY TOO OBVIOUS...

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Old 10-11-2007, 07:51 AM
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Large letters

"BACK" on front of shirt
"FRONT" on back of shirt

Works best with a pocket tee, pocket forward...
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Old 10-11-2007, 08:02 AM
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Don't we have a clean joke thread somewhere on here ?


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Old 10-11-2007, 08:05 AM
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Don't we have a clean joke thread somewhere on here ?


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Old 10-11-2007, 09:05 AM
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What's the context?
He and his buds are just trying to out-funny T shirt each other. For those of us who haven't been 12 in awhile, this is what he likes:

I do my own stunts
I’m busy and you’re an idiot. Have a nice day
I’m with stupid >
Warning - reading this shirt may be hazardous to your health
I’m huge in Japan
You should play fantasy baseball, because you can't play in real life.

Pre-puberty humor is kind of refreshing. I would prefer it not to end, but I know the day is coming ....

A T shirt is a lot better (IMO) than tattoos

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