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Funny T Shirt Help Requested
My 12 yo son needs to make up a funny T shirt. PG rated.
Suggestions? |
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Everybody's mind here is probably too filthy for us to do you much good . . .
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'Blame my parents'
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I just image googled "funny t-shirt" and most of the examples are rated R-->X
What's the context?
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I always thought a t-shirt that said "Nietzsche is Dead..." -God would be great, maybe I'll get one eventually...
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http://www.plan59.com/av/av518.htm
http://www.plan59.com/av/av515.htm http://www.plan59.com/av/av325.htm http://www.plan59.com/av/av387.htm and my favorite... http://www.plan59.com/av/av446a.htm Even if you don't use them for this, it's a great site to look at.
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"Fat kids are harder to kidnap"
"If you can read this, my shirts on backwards" |
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Sorry I can't think of anything under PG13.
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Make the first line large, and the rest in near fine print.
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How 'bout?
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1980 300D - Veggie Burner ! Last edited by WVOtoGO; 06-18-2009 at 09:43 AM. |
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This is WAY TOO OBVIOUS...
"My dog ate my homework and all I have left is this T-shirt..."
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Large letters
"BACK" on front of shirt "FRONT" on back of shirt Works best with a pocket tee, pocket forward... |
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Don't we have a clean joke thread somewhere on here ?
-John
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At least one that started out that way
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1980 300TD-China Blue/Blue MBTex-2nd Owner, 107K (Alt Blau) OBK #15 '06 Chevy Tahoe Z71 (for the wife & 4 kids, current mule) '03 Honda Odyssey (son #1's ride, reluctantly) '99 GMC Suburban (255K+ miles, semi-retired mule) 21' SeaRay Seville (summer escape pod) |
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He and his buds are just trying to out-funny T shirt each other. For those of us who haven't been 12 in awhile, this is what he likes:
I do my own stunts I’m busy and you’re an idiot. Have a nice day I’m with stupid > Warning - reading this shirt may be hazardous to your health I’m huge in Japan You should play fantasy baseball, because you can't play in real life. Pre-puberty humor is kind of refreshing. I would prefer it not to end, but I know the day is coming .... A T shirt is a lot better (IMO) than tattoos |
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