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Hum de dum......
Here I am at the office this morning. I can not do a thing as my file and license server died. I have everything on backup tape, but that does me no good until my server is repaired or replaced.
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In the old days we used to run everything from tape. Suck it up young 'un! Go get yourself some punchcards and use your teeth!
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Nahh,go fire up the Univac.
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The server is an IBM that is about seven years old. Three years ago the mother board went out. I hope that it did not happen again, because then I have to get all new license files for all of the CAD software that I run. It is not hard, but it takes up more time.
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Just look out for the hanging chads.
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Hell, I am still trying to learn fortran.
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Just give yourself an A+ and print yourself out one of these:
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What's a "Fortran?"
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Automotive stickshift system that goes forward only. GM later introduced the Backtran.
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