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Old 10-21-2007, 11:20 PM
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Genitals as a weapon

This was the first time that I have heard of where some one got charged with using their genitals as a weapon. It happened in a small town just south of me. On the nightly news the male reporter just about started to laugh while reporting the story. Here is a link for your laughing pleasure. The town is always in the news for funny crap that the rednecks do down there. Some of the stories even make national news.
http://www.action3news.com/Global/story.asp?S=7235668

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Old 10-22-2007, 12:53 AM
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So he tea-bagged him, sorta...big deal

Must have been a slow news day.
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Old 10-22-2007, 07:17 AM
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Was he hit hard?
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Old 10-22-2007, 08:38 AM
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After checking the list, I believe that was more of a "louisville slugger" then tea-bagging
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Didn't Pat Benetar write a song about that?
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The victim must have been a real weenie (pun intended) for just sitting there and letting something like this happen.
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Old 10-22-2007, 12:03 PM
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The victim must have been a real weenie (pun intended) for just sitting there and letting something like this happen.
Or maybe he was enjoying it?
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Old 10-22-2007, 01:19 PM
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Old 10-22-2007, 01:19 PM
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Was he hit hard?
He got "sacked." Photos?
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Old 10-22-2007, 08:24 PM
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The victim described the attacker as having a long nose and full beard, with possibly a cleft in his chin.
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The victim must have been a real weenie (pun intended) for just sitting there and letting something like this happen.
sounds like a cornhusker!!
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The victim described the attacker as having a long nose and full beard, with possibly a cleft in his chin.
And he had only one eye.
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The first thing that came to mind was how did he ever get his genitals that close to the kid unless he is hung like a horse. Unless I am incapacitated there is only one person that is going to get their genitals that close to me (my wife).
I guess you could say he is a Cornhusker
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Old 10-23-2007, 06:28 AM
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I can't understand stuff like this. Of course, I'm a lover, not a fighter . . .

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