Duties of the First Spouse
 

By tradition, the First Lady is the one who decorates the White House. Hypothetically speaking, if Hillary wins, how would spouse Bill Clinton decorate the White House? Depending on your point of view, there may be a silver lining to the Hillary-as-Prez nightmare! Imagine… Bill Clinton – decorator of the White House.
Cheers,
Jeff

The best decorators I have ever known where men...

Satin sheets and mirrors on the ceiling???:D

Posters of Monica in a red and white fur-fringed miniskirt. :)

Well, we already know how he accessorizes a blue dress, right? Can the "White House Grotto" be far behind? Charlie Sheen as "first wingman"? If the president's wife is referred to as the "First Lady", then what would the president's husband be called? "First Man"? I can see Bill enjoying that title. He'd probably just have it abbreviated to "The Man". He'll get business cards printed up, too.

With specular hightlights that can only be seen with a black light...

Don't laugh, Charlie Sheen might not be bad. at least instead of a "chicken in every pot" you know there would be a "cigar in every humidor"

Fluffer 1st-class.

Giggedy Giggedy!

Hire someone else to do it..


that is what a mans man would say about decorating

Traditionally, First Ladies have acted as patrons/supporters for various charities and causes. I wonder what cause Bill would take up? Perhaps the plight of working mothers?

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Pearl Necklaces for the women? Creamy Cupcakes?

Yes - gay men. We all know Bill is into women - perhaps the younger, more amply outfitted type, but women nevertheless. Straight man decor runs more to Possum Lodge style - mostly brown with ducks on it. ;)

You know, cooking might not be a bad idea to add to the decorting resume.

You mean dead ducks stuffed and mounted on the wall.

He will re-introduce the French maid outfit for all new hire housekeepers as a gesture of good will towards the new embattled president of that country.

Like THIS?

What a bunch of scum bags.........:rolleyes:

Great gift idea for my hottie house-keeper, thanks!! :D

Of course, if you do hire that hottie house-keeper, you would invite me for a stay at your place, right? :D

I'd share. :)

All Right! Do we take turns or tag team in a menage e trois? When do you hire this hottie?

Nah, you can have sloppy seconds. :tongue:

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Well, maybe we will have to get Ms Messengill involved. Either that or tackle different ends of the issue.

Ewww...

He could hire someone else to do it, at least thats what I would do.

Bill will work on getting better medical care in third world countries, improving their food supply and cutting back on the cutting down of rain forests.....

that kind of thing.

And he would be a roving ambassador who could be sent anywhere in the world to help unravel knots in our diplomatic blanket. (Except Texas, maybe.)

Tom W

Sort of like a Jimmy Carter and without the messianic self-righteousness.

I think he'd model himself more after James T. Kirk when it came to foreign relations. I can't think of a better guy to send if some naughty country requires a discreet dressing down.