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Old 11-14-2007, 11:13 PM
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Another somebody done me wrong song . . .

Hey, what's the worst your woman (or significant other, etc.) ever did to you when she/he/it was pissed off at you?

Last weekend mine dumped the remainder of my bottle of ancient MacCallans out! I told her later that she should have just kneed me in the balls. That would have hurt less . . . Anyone wishing to take up a collection for me in my bereavement PM me for an address . . .

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Old 11-14-2007, 11:29 PM
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You have absolutely *no* idea what a Peruvian woman can do when they get mad at you.

absolutamente, tu no tienes NINGUN idea....

Trust me on this.


If you don't, then just Google "Lorena Bobbitt" for an idea of the female Latin temper when they get mad......
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Old 11-14-2007, 11:29 PM
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You just broke my heart into pieces, MacAllans and Laphroaig are among my all time favorites. Shame on her Women are so vengeful.
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Old 11-14-2007, 11:46 PM
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Hey, what's the worst your woman (or significant other, etc.) ever did to you when she/he/it was pissed off at you?

Last weekend mine dumped the remainder of my bottle of ancient MacCallans out! I told her later that she should have just kneed me in the balls. That would have hurt less . . . Anyone wishing to take up a collection for me in my bereavement PM me for an address . . .

Its a common Man/Women...battle........LOL
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Old 11-14-2007, 11:51 PM
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You just broke my heart into pieces, MacAllans and Laphroaig are among my all time favorites. Shame on her Women are so vengeful.
Well, ther wasn't THAT much left anyhow, and the make up sex was just tremendous!
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Old 11-14-2007, 11:52 PM
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Its a common Man/Women...battle........LOL

Not at the cost of MacAllan
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Old 11-14-2007, 11:54 PM
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Well, ther wasn't THAT much left anyhow, and the make up sex was just tremendous!



Least you got paid in full.
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Old 11-14-2007, 11:56 PM
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You have absolutely *no* idea what a Peruvian woman can do when they get mad at you.

absolutamente, tu no tienes NINGUN idea....

Trust me on this.


If you don't, then just Google "Lorena Bobbitt" for an idea of the female Latin temper when they get mad......
Oh, that explains why you speak with such a high voice, Jim. Thanks for clearing that up . . . You know I'm only kidding..

It doesn't matter where they come from. They can all be pretty damned rough some times. I don't know who came up with that crap about them being "the weaker sex."

They're a lot of fun most of the time, but they DO have to be treated with the utmost respect. You know, like the way you respect rattle snakes, the force of the ocean, lighting, stuff like that . . .
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Old 11-15-2007, 12:00 AM
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Least you got paid in full.
Oh, I'm hoping to reap dividends for a while . . . Of course, since she will no doubt read this tomorrow, she'll probably open up a can of whoop ass on me this weekend . . .

Thank God she has a sense of humor!
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Not at the cost of MacAllan
I hear ya...that's extreme.....
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Old 11-15-2007, 12:06 AM
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Old 11-15-2007, 12:06 AM
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After reading all of this, Dee8go, I have a (respectful) request to ask of you:

Please, change your avatar discription "Dis-member" to something else.

Please.

I am serious...

Do it now.
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Old 11-15-2007, 12:09 AM
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Yeah, that's one thing that spans every cultural, religious, ethnic, and political boundary, eh Gurkha?

By the way, I like your screen anme. You don't smoke Gurkha cigars, do you?
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Old 11-15-2007, 12:11 AM
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After reading all of this, Dee8go, I have a (respectful) request to ask of you:

Please, change your avatar discription "Dis-member" to something else.

Please.

I am serious...

Do it now.
Good point. I'm laughing (yet grabbing my crotch and wincing) at this very moment!
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Old 11-15-2007, 12:19 AM
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Whew.... < exhales raggedly > , < wipes arm across sweating forehead >

Thank you for taking care of that.....

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