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Another somebody done me wrong song . . .
Hey, what's the worst your woman (or significant other, etc.) ever did to you when she/he/it was pissed off at you?
Last weekend mine dumped the remainder of my bottle of ancient MacCallans out! I told her later that she should have just kneed me in the balls. That would have hurt less . . . Anyone wishing to take up a collection for me in my bereavement PM me for an address . . .
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You have absolutely *no* idea what a Peruvian woman can do when they get mad at you.
absolutamente, tu no tienes NINGUN idea.... Trust me on this. If you don't, then just Google "Lorena Bobbitt" for an idea of the female Latin temper when they get mad......
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You just broke my heart into pieces, MacAllans and Laphroaig are among my all time favorites. Shame on her Women are so vengeful.
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Its a common Man/Women...battle........LOL
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Well, ther wasn't THAT much left anyhow, and the make up sex was just tremendous!
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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century OBK #55 1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles 2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles 2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles |
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Not at the cost of MacAllan
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Least you got paid in full.
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It doesn't matter where they come from. They can all be pretty damned rough some times. I don't know who came up with that crap about them being "the weaker sex." They're a lot of fun most of the time, but they DO have to be treated with the utmost respect. You know, like the way you respect rattle snakes, the force of the ocean, lighting, stuff like that . . .
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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century OBK #55 1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles 2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles 2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles |
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Oh, I'm hoping to reap dividends for a while . . . Of course, since she will no doubt read this tomorrow, she'll probably open up a can of whoop ass on me this weekend . . .
Thank God she has a sense of humor!
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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century OBK #55 1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles 2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles 2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles |
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Matt (SD,CA) 1984 300SD.. White/Chrome Bunts..Green 1997 2500 Dodge Ram 5.9 Cummins 12 Valve 36 PSI of Boost = 400+hp & 800+tQ .. ..Greenspeed 2004 Dodge Ram 2500 4x4 Quad Cab Cummins 5.9 H.O "596hp/1225tq" 6 spd. Man. Leather Heated seats/Loaded..Flame Red....GREENSPEED Global warming...Doing my part, Smokin da hippies.. Fight the good fight!...... |
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Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, applies to all across the Globe.
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After reading all of this, Dee8go, I have a (respectful) request to ask of you:
Please, change your avatar discription "Dis-member" to something else. Please. I am serious... Do it now.
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Yeah, that's one thing that spans every cultural, religious, ethnic, and political boundary, eh Gurkha?
By the way, I like your screen anme. You don't smoke Gurkha cigars, do you?
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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century OBK #55 1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles 2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles 2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles |
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Good point. I'm laughing (yet grabbing my crotch and wincing) at this very moment!
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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century OBK #55 1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles 2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles 2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles |
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Whew.... < exhales raggedly > , < wipes arm across sweating forehead >
Thank you for taking care of that.....
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1991 560 SEC AMG, 199k <---- 300 hp 10:1 ECE euro HV ... 1995 E 420, 170k "The Red Plum" (sold) 2015 BMW 535i xdrive awd Stage 1 DINAN, 6k, <----364 hp 1967 Mercury Cougar, 49k 2013 Jaguar XF, 20k <----340 hp Supercharged, All Wheel Drive (sold) |
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