Stuck on the can for 2 years.
 

Kansas Police: Woman Pried From Boyfriend's Toilet After Sitting on It for 2 Years

Full story here http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,337232,00.html

I just don't get it. This has got to be one of the most bizzar things I have ever heard of.

This is what happens when men don't put the toilet seat back down.

And the wife thinks I spend too much time on the can!

It's the only place I can get any quiet time.

I wonder if she could recommend some good bathroom reading.

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***** would rule at Jeapordy

When you gotta go, you gotta go...for a long time!

Amazing how they remained bf/gf for two years.

If I owned the company that made the toilet, I'd jump on it as a great advertising opportunity for the comfort of my toilet.

She didn't want to give up the best seat in the house.

Did she look flush?

Maybe she had one of those Toto seats...the kind that heats up, and sprays your hiney with warm water.

Maybe she was just too embarrassed to ask for the plunger.

Maybe he needed to use the plunger.

"At first I wasn't too sure about the Acme toilet seat....but, after a few months, I really grew to like it"

"...after a few months, we grew on each other"

"...after a few months, we had a meeting of the minds....kinda like a Vulcan mind meld, ...or something"

"We had an argument. The ***** hit the fan. That's when I decided she had to go."

sometimes when I get going on a good book I have a hard time getting off the can myself!

She must be a really slow reader though!:eek:

tom W

I thought 2 hours was a long time.

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