Now that Hillary Clinton has staked her White House presidential bid on the premise that she is the best equipped candidate to take “That 3am call in the morning” I can’t stop imagining 3am phone calls to the White House for the different candidates and the current president, George W. Bush.

First, since Hillary started it – I will start with her. Phone ringing, “What time is it Bill? Heck it’s 3am, I’ll get it. Hello, hello, …who is this?" [audible gasp] “Bill, I think it's ‘That Woman’ and she sounds drunk.”

Hillary continues, “Listen *****, Bill can’t come to the phone right now and don’t call back here trying to wreck our marriage. Bill has repented for his sins and I have forgiven him. From what he told me anyway, honey, you weren’t that good.” Hillary bangs down the phone.
“See Bill, I handled that 3am call well!”

Or the phone the rings at 3am, and Bill answers, “Sorry, wrong Clinton here. Let me get Hillary. She’s in charge here now, always was, but I will make sure to advise her well in whatever decision she makes. Hillary, it’s for you.”

Now, to be fair, one can also easily see John McCain taking a call at 3am. The conversation goes like this. Phone ringing, “Cindy dear, can you grab that, ooh, no I mean the phone dear. Thank you.” The conversation continues, “McCain here. What? Those Iranian bastards fired on another ship? Get the word to that Iranian prick that we are going to stick a nuke up his ******* soon if he doesn’t get his act together.”
Now for Cindy’s McCain turn. Phone ringing,” Hello, hello, hi who is this? Rico? What the… Why are you calling me at 3am? I’m stocked up on my pain killers for a while.” She hangs up. “Cindy, who was that dear?” Mr. McCain asks.
“Just my doctor dear. Go back to sleep John.”

Now for Barrack Obama’s turn. Phone ringing at 3am. “Dear, it’s the phone and it’s 3am. This could be it!” Hopping up in his black and white pin strip pajamas, President Obama answers the phone.”Yes, this is the President speaking. What, they fired on another of our ships? Get the word to that Iranian president that we are on a small planet here and that their shot at our ship is not just an attack on us as Americans, or on our armed forces in the Gulf,. but rather that it’s an attack on the world, the global community of those united for democracy and peace”. Brief me in the morning, goodnight.”


Now, we can’t leave President Dubya outa the fun. Phone ringing at 3am. “Hello, Jenna is that you? Do you know that it is 3am?? What, I can’t hear you, you thought it was 2? You need some money? I can’ hear you. Sounds like you are in a bar. What? Manhattan? Here talk to you mother”.

Or for a serious call to George Bush at 3am. Phone ringing,
“President here, what time is it? 3am eh…good thing I don’t drink anymore! What, the Iranians fired another shot at one of our warships? Tell that knucklehead that he looks like Gilligan to me. Wait, maybe not that. Tell him that we goin' be over there for the next 100 years making his life a living hell and then see what he thinks!” Click. “I wonder if this line is wiretapped?”

Mr. Bush smirks to his wife, “Back in the day, I would just be getting home at 3am. Goodnight babe.”

"Goodnight Mr. President."

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Oh,, at first I thought you meant Waffle House.
Wrong WH.

You'd probably get more sensible answers at the Waffle House.
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('03 Buick Park Avenue, charcoal/cream)
Formerly:
'97 C230, smoke silver/parchment; '86 420SEL, anthracite/light grey; '84 280CE (W123), dark blue/palomino

SNL took the 3am idea and ran with it.

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/play.shtml?mea=227156

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Adam Lumsden
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Vice-President of the MBCA International Stars Section

Got to keep it cryptified, never know how touchy they are these days ...

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SNL should do a skit on how Bill Clinton would have handled a 3AM call. Chances are that it would have come from a few of his old sordid Little Rock buddies waiting out in front of the White House in their pearl-white '92 T-Bird, with chicks and blow.

I have never heard a hint that Bill ever used Blow or anything other than the mary jane which he didn't inhale....(of course he tried to but couldn't hold it in).

Tom W

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